Track 03: Happy Birthday, Yosuke

[princeofjunes]

ACTION: 947 Beulah St - Morning (Housemate, anyone passing by who wants to check out the commotion)

[It hadn't exactly been a year since his last birthday, but today was June 22nd. He wasn't planning on making his birthday a big deal, but apparently the town had other plans - like having him wake up in yet another strange house. This time, though

Comments

Phone

[femtags]

The only other place that I can think of is the diner. There's probably a lot more than that though

[princeofjunes]

The diner, huh? Doesn't sound too great.

Maybe I should just go out, buy some drinks, let the zombie cook and throw one here. Or is eating drone cooking like drinking the milk?

[femtags]

That works too, you can have a party at your house too! But...I don't know?

I never ate drone food before! ...Unless you count the food at the diner.

[princeofjunes]

You know, either way I think the less time I spend here the better.

[He sighs]

Having a drone... wife is just creepy, you know?

[femtags]

How creepy is it? I was lucky enough to have a husband and someone that wasn't already droned.

[mumble mumble]...A droned kid on the other hand...

[princeofjunes]

Well, I guess it's not any creepier than one of my kids being a drone.

... man, I have kids. Forget it, that's even weirder than the wife. I'm eighteen and I have kids.

[femtags]

Wait, you too?!

I'm eighteen year old mom with a seventeen year old boy!

[princeofjunes]

How the hell can you stand it? It's just so... crazy!

I think we might need to trade notes on this. I don't know a damn thing about being a dad.

[femtags]

It's...just something that I'm use to.

I-I don't really know how a dad works but I can try to help!

[princeofjunes]

[Silly Yosuke, asing a girl how to be a dad]

I-I mean - crap, that came out wrong.

Man, I am not ready to be a parent. How do you do it? Or do your kids ignore you most of the time?

[femtags]

Not counting Minato, I have a drone daughter and she does bother me often. [Now that he mentions it]

.....On second thought, maybe being a mom is a lot harder than I thought.

[princeofjunes]

I'd offer to help, but I already promised my 'daughter' we'd build a stage in the house. I think I might be in over my head here.

[femtags]

[>Troll
>Laugh at him
>That sounds like fun!

...She'll go with a fourth option]

Sounds like you're on your way to becoming a good dad!

[princeofjunes]

[He's glad you can't see him blushing]

Yeah? Man, if that's all it takes, fatherhood looks like it'll be a breeze.

[femtags]

Then there's putting responsibly and punishment, that's the hard part!

But it all depends on how old they are!

[princeofjunes]

They're actually not that young. I almost feel like an older brother more than a father.

But I guess that means if I need to punish someone, it'll be a lot harder. I guess I could take away the keys to her steamroller...