VOICE MAIL
OI, OI, OI, OI! YOU'VE REACHED THE MAN WHO OVERCOMES THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICKS LOGIC TO THE CURB! THE MAN WHOSE HEART PUMPS OUT BLOOD HOT ENOUGH TO MELT ANY METAL!! WITH AN INDOMITABLE SPIRIT AND UNMATCHED MASCULINITY!! KEH!!!! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!
TRAVERSING THROUGH TIME TO RETRIEVE THE MESSAGES AND FEELINGS OF THOSE CLOSE TO ME!! YOU'VE REACHED THE MIGHTY KAMINA...WHO ISN'T IN RIGHT NOW!! LEAVE A MESSAGE AT THE TONE!! YOS--[beep]