May 08, 2007 14:46
Ben's been emailing me, mostly along the lines of "You're sure this is OK?". He's taking a bunch of spellcasting classes, including Ultimate Magus (which is a wizard/sorcerer hybrid). And he's a German, so he's Gestalt. That got me thinking about my items. I have two.
Armor - "The Maze" - A shifting, laybrinthian nightmare, trapping all within it. (You hit it, it sucks you in. I am able to enter and leave at will, taking everything with me into pocket dimension.) Many nefarious traps and twisty passages. Accomodates my tentacles. Absorbs projectiles harmlessly. (I'd like to see this thing absorb a fireball and see it racing down the corridors).
Axe - ...
Hmm...I'm see a large, shadowy half-moon of a blade (NOT Living Shadow, thankyouverymuch!) and it's flying through the air, giving off an eldritch green light. It connects with a spell caster, it's crimson cresent flashing crimson in the hot sun, snapping sinews and spine and arteries and .....durrrr......Grigner....
*collapses*
No, but seriously. A big, dark Axe and punishes Spellcasters and harmlessly returns to my hand/tentacle. Big and dark to match my big, evil Minotaur.