i pitched him this script for a flick called kid ravers. he's intrigued.
eggs robbert carradine.
1 egg
1 tub of country crock butterstuff
pocket change
take a spoon and scoop out a large portion of the country crock, enough so that you can fit the egg into the tub. get really bitter about your high school quarterback. cut a hole in the lid. bring the tub to a tv judge, tell her you would pay child support, but you're just waiting until you get enough money to record your rap album. "see judge alvin, i'm a street poet, i sing about what i see, i could sing somethin to you right now if you'd so like me to." put your change into the tub, check all the vending machines. put any found change in the tub. put the countrycrock in a laundromat microwave. do your laundry. wait four hours. open the microwave. say "oh jeez, i forgot all about this." ask someone if they think it is still good. laugh really really hard. whala. eggs robert carradine.
it helps if there is a hot blonde washing panties.
1 egg
1 tub of country crock butterstuff
pocket change
take a spoon and scoop out a large portion of the country crock, enough so that you can fit the egg into the tub. get really bitter about your high school quarterback. cut a hole in the lid. bring the tub to a tv judge, tell her you would pay child support, but you're just waiting until you get enough money to record your rap album. "see judge alvin, i'm a street poet, i sing about what i see, i could sing somethin to you right now if you'd so like me to." put your change into the tub, check all the vending machines. put any found change in the tub. put the countrycrock in a laundromat microwave. do your laundry. wait four hours. open the microwave. say "oh jeez, i forgot all about this." ask someone if they think it is still good. laugh really really hard. whala. eggs robert carradine.
it helps if there is a hot blonde washing panties.