anything for a laugh with bennet cerf
i have recently taken to the habit of reading a 1946 joke book in the morning hours. here is a sneak peek at father of the bride part ii.
a few weeks after pearl harbor, all hollywood was repeating the story of the star who began worrying about her japanese butler. she summoned him and quavered. "hoshiro, after all these years in my employ, i hope you're not going to gumshoue in here while i'm asleep and slit my throat?" "no, miss," the jap assured her. "me no do thing like that. gardener probably. me just burn down the house."
the english teacher took a piece of chalk and wrote on the blackboard, "i didn't have no fun over the week end." "now james," she commanded, "how should i correct that?" "get yourself a feller," suggested james.
anecdotes so funny even your wife might be caught laughing!
a few weeks after pearl harbor, all hollywood was repeating the story of the star who began worrying about her japanese butler. she summoned him and quavered. "hoshiro, after all these years in my employ, i hope you're not going to gumshoue in here while i'm asleep and slit my throat?" "no, miss," the jap assured her. "me no do thing like that. gardener probably. me just burn down the house."
the english teacher took a piece of chalk and wrote on the blackboard, "i didn't have no fun over the week end." "now james," she commanded, "how should i correct that?" "get yourself a feller," suggested james.
anecdotes so funny even your wife might be caught laughing!