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1. You are in the Witness Protection Program and must invent a new first, last, and middle name. What's your new name? Max Power
2. You are in a threesome with two famous people, one female & one female, alive or dead (hopefully they're at least alive in the fantasy). Who are they? I want 2 hot girl pornstars
3. You are in charge of naming your new band. What's the name of the band? What's the name of their first album? Vader, Operation Balls Deep
4. You are going to get a free tattoo. What and where is it? Hunyadi Family Crest on my bicep
5. You are being forced to listen to one song over and over, ad infinitum, as a form of torture. What song is it? Hopefully it will be the nameless by slipknot because i could listen to it for awhile but if torture is the game anything pop teenage girl piece of shit
6. You are leaving your state/province. What state do you move to? Rhode Island
7. You are leaving your country (remember, you're in the Witness Protection Program). What country do you move to? Hungary, but China because no one would expect to find me in a communist country
8. You get to choose one book as the best ever written. What book do you choose? The Republic by Plato
9. You get to choose one movie as the best ever made. What movie do you choose? Hmmmm...if it was all i could watch then definately a porno flick, but if not then i dont know Dawn of the Dead is pretty enjoyable
10. You get to spend one day each as a bird, an insect, and a mammal. What bird would you be? What insect? What mammal? A crow, hornet, a whale (and no i dont mean a fat chick)
11. You must choose to go blind or go deaf. Which do you choose? deaf because the I could still look at tits and not have to listen to her bitch
12. You must relive one year of your life. Which would you least like to relive? Which would you most like to relive? Most of it is the answer for the former and the latter would be just the end of july and beginning of august 2004
13. You have a time machine that will take you backwards anywhere from 1800 to the present. What decade do you most want to visit? Hungary 1956 so I could participate in the revolution
14. You must choose to go skydiving or very-deep-sea diving. Which do you choose?� Deep sea diving because the ocean rocks
15. You get to return to the past (using that handy dandy time machine we were talking about before) and have a sexual encounter with a rock star who is no longer alive. Who do you pick? no one I'll have sex with Jessica Simpson
16. You get to be a contestant on any game show, airing today or in the past. What show do you want to be on? Does blind date count? that would be fun
17. You are given $1 million dollars but you must give it all to one charity. What charity do you choose? Def nothing that benefits humanity so probably something for animals
18. You must ban one word from the dictionary and all usage, to be no longer uttered or written. What word do you ban? Love
19. You can have 100 million dollars tax free but if you take it, you'll die at the age of fifty. Do you take it? probably
20. You know this chick with too much time on her hands who sits and invents quizzes instead of working. Do you tell her to get a life? no because what kind of life would she have if she finds joy in making these
2. You are in a threesome with two famous people, one female & one female, alive or dead (hopefully they're at least alive in the fantasy). Who are they? I want 2 hot girl pornstars
3. You are in charge of naming your new band. What's the name of the band? What's the name of their first album? Vader, Operation Balls Deep
4. You are going to get a free tattoo. What and where is it? Hunyadi Family Crest on my bicep
5. You are being forced to listen to one song over and over, ad infinitum, as a form of torture. What song is it? Hopefully it will be the nameless by slipknot because i could listen to it for awhile but if torture is the game anything pop teenage girl piece of shit
6. You are leaving your state/province. What state do you move to? Rhode Island
7. You are leaving your country (remember, you're in the Witness Protection Program). What country do you move to? Hungary, but China because no one would expect to find me in a communist country
8. You get to choose one book as the best ever written. What book do you choose? The Republic by Plato
9. You get to choose one movie as the best ever made. What movie do you choose? Hmmmm...if it was all i could watch then definately a porno flick, but if not then i dont know Dawn of the Dead is pretty enjoyable
10. You get to spend one day each as a bird, an insect, and a mammal. What bird would you be? What insect? What mammal? A crow, hornet, a whale (and no i dont mean a fat chick)
11. You must choose to go blind or go deaf. Which do you choose? deaf because the I could still look at tits and not have to listen to her bitch
12. You must relive one year of your life. Which would you least like to relive? Which would you most like to relive? Most of it is the answer for the former and the latter would be just the end of july and beginning of august 2004
13. You have a time machine that will take you backwards anywhere from 1800 to the present. What decade do you most want to visit? Hungary 1956 so I could participate in the revolution
14. You must choose to go skydiving or very-deep-sea diving. Which do you choose?� Deep sea diving because the ocean rocks
15. You get to return to the past (using that handy dandy time machine we were talking about before) and have a sexual encounter with a rock star who is no longer alive. Who do you pick? no one I'll have sex with Jessica Simpson
16. You get to be a contestant on any game show, airing today or in the past. What show do you want to be on? Does blind date count? that would be fun
17. You are given $1 million dollars but you must give it all to one charity. What charity do you choose? Def nothing that benefits humanity so probably something for animals
18. You must ban one word from the dictionary and all usage, to be no longer uttered or written. What word do you ban? Love
19. You can have 100 million dollars tax free but if you take it, you'll die at the age of fifty. Do you take it? probably
20. You know this chick with too much time on her hands who sits and invents quizzes instead of working. Do you tell her to get a life? no because what kind of life would she have if she finds joy in making these