Sep 09, 2005 07:12
I'll get to replies and comments soon, I swear x( But for now, I finished watching all me movies and I'm publically posting my opinions O.O If you've seen any of the ones I mention, please comment with what you thought of it/them too o.o WARNING: Contains spoilers!
Batman Begins
I hated it. It was dark, gothic and extremely disturbing. I deleted it as soon as it was over. But gotta say, it was awesome and amazingly well done. Best Batman film ever by far.
Fantastic Four
WTF was this?? Sure, the effects and everything were up to par, and Jessica Alba looked friggin HOT in that tight suit :X but eesh. First of all, Invisible Woman is supposed to be a pure blonde whitegirl, not whatever Alba is. Second, riddle me this...if you were in a place with your friends, woke up one day and looked in the mirror and you looked like The Thing, what would you do? Probably run to your friends and be all WTF HAPPENED TO ME!?! and/or run to them and ask them to find a cure and heal you, right? Noooo not in this movie. First thing he does is break out and run to his fiancée to be all ZOMG LOOK AT ME I'M A FREAK NOW! U STLL WANNA GET MARRIED??!1 e_e No, don't find a way to cure yourself first so she needn't even know, just go straight to her and ask her if she can handle it. Oy. And finally, Dr. Doom is supposed to be their greatest foe. The FIRST battle with him, they beat him. Don't get your asses kicked first time, then regroup, hatch a plan and execute it. Just go right in and beat him right away. Oh and it would have been funny if they called Stan Lee, "Stan" or "Mr. Lee", but instead they go with "Billy" to render his cameo totally useless. I don't remember Thing having teeth in the comics either, but meh.
Fat Albert
I have to say, it was very good O_O! It was wholesome, fun, and friendly. I didn't like however that NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ONE was like OMG ITS HIM FROM THE CARTOON! Not the kids, not the adults, no one except Cosby, even though there's a DVD poster of Fat Albert on the video store near the school and he calls himself Fat Albert and they're all dressed exactly like them AND the show is on everyday there. The other good point was Dania Ramirez. She's gotta be one of the hottest...black? Can't be black, her last name is hispanic ne?? Well either way, she was rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *_*!
Ong Bak
BEST FILM OF ALL FOUR! Though there was one part of the movie that seriously disturbed me, it was action-packed, unbelieveably hilarious, the girl was ULTRA cute, it was just amazing. Didn't even care about having to read the subtitles the whole time. The whole plot was kinda gay though...I mean, I understand people can be uber-religious, but risking your life and injuring and killing hundreds of people along the way to retrieve a stolen statue head is kinda extreme o_o...
K there you go o.o Gotta get Star Wars next :B.
~PJ