Uwah, it sure has gotten boring around here lately, hasn't it? Luckily, life goes on. The city has gotten much busier: criminal activity increases with the arrival of the tourists, and... Well. The prince has found plenty of ways to entertain himself, ushishishi. I can only imagine how much fun August will be.
Henry's birthday party was last Friday. She's grown so much
over the span of a year ♥. It's too bad the heat has made her lazy, she might be more willing to crush the skulls of trespassers otherwise.
It's Lussuria's fault. He's been neglecting her training.
Oh! Everyone should get Eyepatch to give them helicopter rides. He's very skilled.