Wiki meme
Instructions:
1. Type your birthday (minus the year) in the
http://www.wikipedia.org/ search bar.
2. List at least three historical events, two births, and one death that happened on your birthday.
Historical Events
1. 4004 BC-On the preceding eve of this day (in the proleptic Julian calendar), the universe was created, according to the archbishop James Ussher in his Ussher-Lightfoot Calendar. (If I believed the universe was only 6010 years old....which I don't)
2. 1861- President Abraham Lincoln suspends the writ of habeas corpus in Washington, D.C., for all military-related cases. (Look President Dolthead wasn't the first President to suspend the Constitution)
3. 1915 - Woman's suffrage: In New York City, 25,000-33,000 women march up Fifth Avenue to demand the right to vote. (Now its time for women to be President)
4. 1973 - Watergate Scandal: US President Richard M. Nixon agrees to turn over subpoenaed audio tapes of his Oval Office conversations about the scandal. (More Republican shenanigans, how surprising...NOT)
5. 1998 - Abortion in the United States: In Amherst, New York, abortion doctor Barnett Slepian is killed in his home by a sniper. (Sniper=Republican far right nut case who believes that the Earth is only 6010 years old and can't spell the word science.)
6. 2001 - iPod released in USA. (I knew there was a reason I love my iPods so much)
Births
1. 1844 - Sarah Bernhardt, French actress (d. 1923) (The first female superstar)
2. 1875 - Gilbert N. Lewis, American chemist (Discoverer of Heavy Water)
3. 1925 - Johnny Carson, American television host (d. 2005) (Carnac....Yeah!!!)
4. 1935 - Chi Chi Rodriguez, Puerto Rican golfer (Long putt for birdie....yeah...thrust, parry, sheathe putter)
5. 1940 - Pelé, Brazilian footballer (Cross into the area for #10.....bicycle kick.....GOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!)
6. 1954 - Ang Lee, Taiwanese-born director and producer (amazing director who always touches me with his films...except "the Hulk)
7. 1959 - Sam Raimi, American film director and producer (amazing director who might be the only guy who could've made "spider-Man" and not made me want to kill him)
My Birthday seven have some mad skillz.
Deaths
1. 42 BC - Marcus Junius Brutus, Roman senator (b. 85 BC)(If only we could take care of megalomaniacal leaders as directly as my boy Brutus used to do)
2. 1939 - Zane Grey, American author (b. 1872) (Cowboy writing about cowboys in a time when there were still cowboys)
3. 1950 - Al Jolson, American singer and actor (b. 1886)(The star of the first motion picture with sound)
4. 1998 - Barnett Slepian, American physician (b. 1946) (Killed by someone who doesn't practice what they preach "Thou Shalt not Kill" anyone....I hope the coward that killed him on his birthday has found his afterlife to be everything he thought it wouldn't be).