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[prince_prat]

What is this place? I could not have strayed that far into the forest, and I refuse to believe that anything less than black magic is to blame for this. Perhaps my father was right, if this is what comes of it.

I can't seem to find my sword either. The idiot probably got lost as well. Wonderful.

When I find who did this to me, there will be

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[secretsorcerer]

Oh dear. You know, your manner of speaking is disturbingly familiar...

[prince_prat]

Is it? Odd. Yours isn't.

[secretsorcerer]

Sorry, sorry. It's just-- you er, you remind me of a friend.

What's your name? I've only just arrived here too... as involuntarily as you did, as it were. I'm Merlin.

It must be you... how many great arrogant berks who hate magic could have possibly been wandering round the forest with an 'idiot' at the same time? I sincerely hope I'm right...

[prince_prat]

You idiot! What did you do? Whatever you got us into undo it right this instant!

[secretsorcerer]

It's really you, then?! Arthur!

What? What could I have possibly done? I was with you the whole time, that is until I was captured and led to a cave and trapped inside with no possible hope of escape! Or were you too busy preening your royal golden locks to notice?

[prince_prat]

Who else would it be? I know you're not smart, Merlin, but keep up.

What? Wait, what? You came with me on a hunting trip. None of that happened. I'm sure I would have remembered the sudden lack of your talking.

[secretsorcerer]

You see Sire, this is where you would be wrong. I would love to be able to say truly that I was not trapped in a cave with no means of ever seeing the light of day again. However, I was. It was very dark, and very cold, and very definitely a cave. Your highness.

[prince_prat]

Stop being thick. I would have remembered this.

[secretsorcerer]

Whatever you say, sire.

Do you think perhaps we-- er... well, you know. As your servant, I should probably come find you and make sure your royal boots are still tied and everything.

[prince_prat]

My boots are fine. Where are you?

[secretsorcerer]

Er, the other villagers have called this place a cafe. And you?

[prince_prat]

A library, I think.