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[prince_prat]

What is this place? I could not have strayed that far into the forest, and I refuse to believe that anything less than black magic is to blame for this. Perhaps my father was right, if this is what comes of it.

I can't seem to find my sword either. The idiot probably got lost as well. Wonderful.

When I find who did this to me, there will be

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[lpotter]

Aternaville, Canada.

And your problem with magic is?

[prince_prat]

Where the hell is Canada? I've never heard of such a place before. Is it in Albion?

My problem with magic is simple. It took me here. I do not want to be here. Therefore, whatever sorcerer thought it would be funny to send me here needs to be punished.

[lpotter]

On North America, mate. The other side of the Atlantic from Britain. I don't think it's in Albion...

I don't know that a sorcerer has the power to send you here from...where are you from?

[prince_prat]

I don't understand what you're talking about. Where is...Never mind. I doubt I'll be getting any answer from you that will make sense.

Camelot. Don't tell me you've never heard of it.

[lpotter]

You, too?

No, I've heard of it, though I doubt what I say of what I have heard is going to be your liking.

I'm Lily.

[prince_prat]

Arthur.

And you will tell me what you've heard of Camelot.

[lpotter]

No bloody way. First Merlin turns up and then Arthur. Arthur as in King Arthur?

I won't with that attitude.

[prince_prat]

Well I'm not king yet, but one day I shall be.

MERLIN? Merlin is here? Are you sure?

[lpotter]

A great one, at that. But apparently one who is an arse.

Well I haven't met him, as such, but someone recently came and claimed to be Merlin.

[prince_prat]

Do you really want to be calling me that?

Someone claimed to be that idiot? Did he say where he was staying?

[lpotter]

I wouldn't say something I didn't want to. Besides. You're reminding me entirely too much of all the irritating parts of someone I know.

...You really think Merlin is an idiot? The Merlin of legends? And no, just that he was at the cafe, it was deduced.

[prince_prat]

I can't believe you find me irritating.

Legends? Right.

[lpotter]

Are you really thick enough to believe that?

Yes, legends. You're in them, too.

[prince_prat]

I've never been called irritating before, and I take great offense to it.

Well, of course I am, but why should he be?

[lpotter]

There's a first for everything.

Maybe you should ask him that.

[prince_prat]

Does he know why he shall apparently become a legend?