<3 HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! <3
In celebration of Valentine's Day, this entire entry will be about zombie attacks.
I was thinking about what I would do in the situation of a zombie attack. It seems like a really good idea to have some sort of plan in the back of your head just incase something like this happens. You know, a piece of mind sort of thing.
It's true I often find myself thinking: "Well, at least I know what I'll do if there is a sudden zombie attack."
....And don't you think we're a little overdue for one? I mean... seriously. There has to be something that we are releasing into the atmosphere, or some kind of virus created in a lab, or some kind of radio-active crashed meteor that will turn people into zombies....there just has to be. The government probably knows about it.
They made this virus that turns people into zombies, and they're keeping it in the same place they keep all the hover boards, flying cars and actual transformers in the world. There are some things that you just can't let fall into the wrong hands.
And those are those very four things: Zombie Virus, hover boards, flying cars and transformers. They are all things that people are not ready to have introduced into their lives.
So anyways, I have plenty of time to figure out my plan for a transformer attack- which I know is also coming- but right now I am going to focus on the imminant threat of a zombie attack.
Basically, I decided that I would build a fortress out of my house. Obviously this would be slightly difficult, but I figured I would gather all of my friends together and have them all meet at my house, where we will then take my mother's suburban (for some reason when ever I imagine what a zombie attack would be like, I always forget the existence of my family. So we'll just pretend I live in my house with no family but all of their stuff is in the house anyway. Just for demonstration purposes.) So anyways, my dad has this crucially old gun in his closet, and like 50 MASSIVE bullets that are for it.... it's like this old revolver. And then basically, I would gather all of my friends, and make sure they bring any of the guns contained in their house. And then we will take the suburban and go to Wal Mart, where we will then steal every single gun and all ammunition, and as much canned food as we can possibly carry. Then, we will climb a ladder onto the roof of my house, carrying as much shit up with us as we can in one trip, locking the rest in the car, and then pulling the ladder up onto the roof with us, and just chill there and snipe zombies from the roof. And then every now and then, I figure there will be breaks in the numbers of zombies, and it will be safe to go down to the house and start to salvage more supplies. The way I see it, is if I took all of the wood and shit in my garage and used it to build a flat platform on top of the roof- you know, to make it easier to walk around, and sleep up there. Then, we would slowly venture out in the suburban, everyone hanging out the window blasting zombies in the face all along the way, and we raid everysingle store that sells guns in bowie, and also collect lumber from Lowes and Home Depot, and get tools and shit..... and then eventually begin to build a perimeter up around my house so that we wouldn't always have to be on the roof. Obviously this would be difficult and take a couple of days.... but you know, it's my long term plan. Also we would pick up as many living people as we could find, you know, so they could us build up fort Toohey.
So Steve and I came up with an idea for the outer defense- and it is basically a deep moat with razor wire all around it, which goes around the entire perimeter of the lawn. So basically it would be wide enough that the zombies couldn't jump across or anything, so they'd either just line up on the other side of it, or fall in. And to keep them from piling up and filling up the moats, we will periodically burn all of the zombies in the moat. Also, I envisioned six towers- one in each of the four corners, one in the middle of the backyard, and one in the middle of the frontyard. All of these would be taller than the house and made of the lumber we stole. Each of the corner towers would have a person with a rifle all night, we would take turns doing gaurd duty. Everyone will be living in the house- which I plan to reinforce using sheet metal and shit that we scavenge up and make like an armor for my house, and all of the windows on the bottom floor would either have metal bars over them, or be completely covered by thich metal except for a small slit which we can stick guns out of to shoot zombies. This is all just a precaution incase the zombies somehow find a way around the moat, we can retrteat into the house. If they make it into the house somehow, there is always the roof platform and we will keep tents and supplies up there so that we can get up there and will be unreachable by the zombies. And we just wait it out til all of the zombies die, or til we kill them all. If it starts to take really long, I figure we can somehow start some sort of a garden inside the perimeter to grow food. But we will also always need to periodically venture out to get more supplies: food, bullets, gasoline, porn...whatever we need to survive. I figure we'll eventually lose electricity, so we can make torches and shit.
And we should also all learn now how to make high powered explosives out of normal household items, just so we know how when the time comes. Because that shit will come in handy.
And that's pretty much the extent of my plan. I am so fucking ready for that zombie attack, you don't even realize. I got this shit on lockdown.
........ I'm such a fucking nerd.
THE END.
I was thinking about what I would do in the situation of a zombie attack. It seems like a really good idea to have some sort of plan in the back of your head just incase something like this happens. You know, a piece of mind sort of thing.
It's true I often find myself thinking: "Well, at least I know what I'll do if there is a sudden zombie attack."
....And don't you think we're a little overdue for one? I mean... seriously. There has to be something that we are releasing into the atmosphere, or some kind of virus created in a lab, or some kind of radio-active crashed meteor that will turn people into zombies....there just has to be. The government probably knows about it.
They made this virus that turns people into zombies, and they're keeping it in the same place they keep all the hover boards, flying cars and actual transformers in the world. There are some things that you just can't let fall into the wrong hands.
And those are those very four things: Zombie Virus, hover boards, flying cars and transformers. They are all things that people are not ready to have introduced into their lives.
So anyways, I have plenty of time to figure out my plan for a transformer attack- which I know is also coming- but right now I am going to focus on the imminant threat of a zombie attack.
Basically, I decided that I would build a fortress out of my house. Obviously this would be slightly difficult, but I figured I would gather all of my friends together and have them all meet at my house, where we will then take my mother's suburban (for some reason when ever I imagine what a zombie attack would be like, I always forget the existence of my family. So we'll just pretend I live in my house with no family but all of their stuff is in the house anyway. Just for demonstration purposes.) So anyways, my dad has this crucially old gun in his closet, and like 50 MASSIVE bullets that are for it.... it's like this old revolver. And then basically, I would gather all of my friends, and make sure they bring any of the guns contained in their house. And then we will take the suburban and go to Wal Mart, where we will then steal every single gun and all ammunition, and as much canned food as we can possibly carry. Then, we will climb a ladder onto the roof of my house, carrying as much shit up with us as we can in one trip, locking the rest in the car, and then pulling the ladder up onto the roof with us, and just chill there and snipe zombies from the roof. And then every now and then, I figure there will be breaks in the numbers of zombies, and it will be safe to go down to the house and start to salvage more supplies. The way I see it, is if I took all of the wood and shit in my garage and used it to build a flat platform on top of the roof- you know, to make it easier to walk around, and sleep up there. Then, we would slowly venture out in the suburban, everyone hanging out the window blasting zombies in the face all along the way, and we raid everysingle store that sells guns in bowie, and also collect lumber from Lowes and Home Depot, and get tools and shit..... and then eventually begin to build a perimeter up around my house so that we wouldn't always have to be on the roof. Obviously this would be difficult and take a couple of days.... but you know, it's my long term plan. Also we would pick up as many living people as we could find, you know, so they could us build up fort Toohey.
So Steve and I came up with an idea for the outer defense- and it is basically a deep moat with razor wire all around it, which goes around the entire perimeter of the lawn. So basically it would be wide enough that the zombies couldn't jump across or anything, so they'd either just line up on the other side of it, or fall in. And to keep them from piling up and filling up the moats, we will periodically burn all of the zombies in the moat. Also, I envisioned six towers- one in each of the four corners, one in the middle of the backyard, and one in the middle of the frontyard. All of these would be taller than the house and made of the lumber we stole. Each of the corner towers would have a person with a rifle all night, we would take turns doing gaurd duty. Everyone will be living in the house- which I plan to reinforce using sheet metal and shit that we scavenge up and make like an armor for my house, and all of the windows on the bottom floor would either have metal bars over them, or be completely covered by thich metal except for a small slit which we can stick guns out of to shoot zombies. This is all just a precaution incase the zombies somehow find a way around the moat, we can retrteat into the house. If they make it into the house somehow, there is always the roof platform and we will keep tents and supplies up there so that we can get up there and will be unreachable by the zombies. And we just wait it out til all of the zombies die, or til we kill them all. If it starts to take really long, I figure we can somehow start some sort of a garden inside the perimeter to grow food. But we will also always need to periodically venture out to get more supplies: food, bullets, gasoline, porn...whatever we need to survive. I figure we'll eventually lose electricity, so we can make torches and shit.
And we should also all learn now how to make high powered explosives out of normal household items, just so we know how when the time comes. Because that shit will come in handy.
And that's pretty much the extent of my plan. I am so fucking ready for that zombie attack, you don't even realize. I got this shit on lockdown.
........ I'm such a fucking nerd.
THE END.