Teenagers and oral sex....tonight at 11
Today is Wednesday and that means tomorrow is Thursday which also means that I don't have to go to work... and that is fucking amazing
Tomorrow will be filled with... Waking up late... probably going up to Roosevelt when everyone gets out of school.... then... doing... something. Who can say really? I just realized now after starting this that I am really tired and... probably don't feel like typing... or mostly just don't feel like thinking.
I noticed that I have used this website everyday for like 3 days in a row. And it's interesting... because I totally forgot what I was just going to type here. Well, with that out of the way, onto the real meat of the story.
Today I went to work, but left at 5:30 by making some really shitty not well thought out lie about all this important stuff that I needed to somehow get done by a certain time, and insisted I needed to leave as early as possible. I don't really remember what I said I had going on... but I do remember it was all complete bullshit. Except maybe for the lie about the bank... one of the things I said was I needed to go to the bank and have them look into some problem I've been having with my check card. ... which is true, I do need to go over there and have them do that, cause it doesn't work and I have no money at all. But, I knew I wasn't going to do that tonight, so it was indeed a lie. Then, I went over to Marjorie's house, and the Simpsons was on... and then we went to Taco Bell were I tried to decipher a very odd looking painting they had hanging on the wall. Then we went to a lake that had a) lots of deer and b) lots of duck and c) lots of...cold. Then it was back to Marjorie's house to watch some good old WB evening programming, and watched some show about these two kids and their pot head mom.... I think that was the name of the show- "two kids and their pot head mom". Actually I know that's not the name... but, it seems to fit properly so I'll just ignore the fact that its wrong. Apparently the mom on the show smokes alot of dope... but personally, I felt pretty cheated cause I didn't see joint one the whole time I watched that damn show... and that's all I wanted- was to see some older woman smoke dope on the WB. Mostly I wanted to see how they portrayed the mom when she was high. I was imagining her sitting there with her two kids, and her one son is like, "But mom, no one wants to be my friend. And there is this mean kid in my class that is bullying me and stealing my lunch money... and I need help my long division homework!!!" and her older son is like, "Mom... I have a problem... I got this broad pregnant. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME AND MY TEEN ANGST!!!! I SHALL NOW REBEL AGAINST YOUR AUTHORITY!!!!" and then the mom being like, "Woah... I don't know what you said little kid... but you're special. I-fuck, I'm so smacked right now. Are there any Doritos left? Or did I pack the last of them in your lunches this morning? You guys wanna smoke a bowl?" I guess I'll just have to wait until next time the show comes on to see if she decides to toke up. Anyways, after a little more tv I had to leave, and then I met Steve at his dad's restaraunt... and then we hung out with Erik and went to his house and watched tv and played video games for...several hours. And now here I am.
And now, there I go- into my bed.
THE END.
Tomorrow will be filled with... Waking up late... probably going up to Roosevelt when everyone gets out of school.... then... doing... something. Who can say really? I just realized now after starting this that I am really tired and... probably don't feel like typing... or mostly just don't feel like thinking.
I noticed that I have used this website everyday for like 3 days in a row. And it's interesting... because I totally forgot what I was just going to type here. Well, with that out of the way, onto the real meat of the story.
Today I went to work, but left at 5:30 by making some really shitty not well thought out lie about all this important stuff that I needed to somehow get done by a certain time, and insisted I needed to leave as early as possible. I don't really remember what I said I had going on... but I do remember it was all complete bullshit. Except maybe for the lie about the bank... one of the things I said was I needed to go to the bank and have them look into some problem I've been having with my check card. ... which is true, I do need to go over there and have them do that, cause it doesn't work and I have no money at all. But, I knew I wasn't going to do that tonight, so it was indeed a lie. Then, I went over to Marjorie's house, and the Simpsons was on... and then we went to Taco Bell were I tried to decipher a very odd looking painting they had hanging on the wall. Then we went to a lake that had a) lots of deer and b) lots of duck and c) lots of...cold. Then it was back to Marjorie's house to watch some good old WB evening programming, and watched some show about these two kids and their pot head mom.... I think that was the name of the show- "two kids and their pot head mom". Actually I know that's not the name... but, it seems to fit properly so I'll just ignore the fact that its wrong. Apparently the mom on the show smokes alot of dope... but personally, I felt pretty cheated cause I didn't see joint one the whole time I watched that damn show... and that's all I wanted- was to see some older woman smoke dope on the WB. Mostly I wanted to see how they portrayed the mom when she was high. I was imagining her sitting there with her two kids, and her one son is like, "But mom, no one wants to be my friend. And there is this mean kid in my class that is bullying me and stealing my lunch money... and I need help my long division homework!!!" and her older son is like, "Mom... I have a problem... I got this broad pregnant. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME AND MY TEEN ANGST!!!! I SHALL NOW REBEL AGAINST YOUR AUTHORITY!!!!" and then the mom being like, "Woah... I don't know what you said little kid... but you're special. I-fuck, I'm so smacked right now. Are there any Doritos left? Or did I pack the last of them in your lunches this morning? You guys wanna smoke a bowl?" I guess I'll just have to wait until next time the show comes on to see if she decides to toke up. Anyways, after a little more tv I had to leave, and then I met Steve at his dad's restaraunt... and then we hung out with Erik and went to his house and watched tv and played video games for...several hours. And now here I am.
And now, there I go- into my bed.
THE END.