It took a long time....but worth the wait
I am such a happy Prince!!!!! I just got my schedule for the next deployment period and I am on vacation. I was worried that they were not going to honor my vacation schedule and that I wasn't going to get a vacation. I has been approx two years that I have been a cop with out a vaction and work was getting to wear and tear. I also had some personal matters to deal with but those are resolved and I am happy they are resolved.
Anyway time to contiue talking about my vacation. I do work on Nov 16,17 only but then I am on vaction until Dec 12. I already have most of my vacation planned out, so it looks like the city will be without a prince for awhile. It looks like my courtier will run the city in the way they feel fit. Ravanos stop looking at that, you can't steal that....NO bad Ravanos (smack on nose with rolled up newspaper). Brujah put that mortal down, he is not a walking stick. Tremere try not to light anyone on fire while I am gone, you know I like it when I get to roast some marshmellows. And.....
Wait off topic (smack self in face and point finger at self "Bad Malkavian"). Well let me fill everyone in on the Prince's schedule for vactaion:
Nov 18-21 Will be in-town, buisness as usual.
Nov 22-24 Leave for Vegas with my sire for buisness (lose the cities funds)
Nov 25th Thanksgiving (family stuff and stuffing a bird, Dirty Dirty little bird)
Nov 26-30 Leave for chicago to visit other family (These people are werider then me)
Dec 1-2 Back in city (put fires out from tremere, stop brujah from beating up mortals, Take stolen property back from Rav and return them back to proper owners.)
Dec 3-8 Leave for Canada with buddy to snowboard for 5 days (I hope my city will be standing when I come back)
Dec 9-11 back to city and begin getting back into swing as the prince and feeling refreshed.
On Dec 12 I will see if I am working or not. That is the offical date of the new deployment period and new schedule. I can't wait. I really need to take a vacation and just get the fuck out of the city for a while. I have a really good feeling that I will be refreshed and relaxed when I returned. I also think I will have a new out look on life or at least how I will live my life.
I already had a taste of my vaction because I just returned from a day trip to Mammoth. The snow was great and the snowboarding was better. Also great snow bunnies ( I'm a bunny, I'm a bunny....bouncey bouncey.) I want more...more fun...less filling and stuff.
Well that is all I wanted to talk about so if you want to call that is my schedule but the dates in town I might be doing something because the work of a prince is never done. So let us hear some words of wisdom from prince Malkav (children yelling and screaming in happiness.) Where the hell you guys come from..Fuck off...give a bloke a heart attack....
While I was snowboarding another snowboarder told me that "If you don't eat shit while trying something then you are not trying hard enough." I sat back and let my malkavian mind ponder it (Oh no here it comes, my mind seems to say.) He is exactly right. Think about it, how hard is it to eat shit? Especially a fresh brown one with corn. I know it will take a lot of trying to eat with is poo smell and warm outside (unless you ordered the soup). It's smelly and smushy...Don't you agree. Maybe next time you might get lucky and get the poo wiit a creamy middle. So next time you think about eating shit and don't, tell yourself next time that you will try harder and will eat shit because you are that hardcore.
Thank you and good night (more happy screams from people and clapping) I said good night fuckers (big explosion and people screaming in horror)
Prince Malkav
Anyway time to contiue talking about my vacation. I do work on Nov 16,17 only but then I am on vaction until Dec 12. I already have most of my vacation planned out, so it looks like the city will be without a prince for awhile. It looks like my courtier will run the city in the way they feel fit. Ravanos stop looking at that, you can't steal that....NO bad Ravanos (smack on nose with rolled up newspaper). Brujah put that mortal down, he is not a walking stick. Tremere try not to light anyone on fire while I am gone, you know I like it when I get to roast some marshmellows. And.....
Wait off topic (smack self in face and point finger at self "Bad Malkavian"). Well let me fill everyone in on the Prince's schedule for vactaion:
Nov 18-21 Will be in-town, buisness as usual.
Nov 22-24 Leave for Vegas with my sire for buisness (lose the cities funds)
Nov 25th Thanksgiving (family stuff and stuffing a bird, Dirty Dirty little bird)
Nov 26-30 Leave for chicago to visit other family (These people are werider then me)
Dec 1-2 Back in city (put fires out from tremere, stop brujah from beating up mortals, Take stolen property back from Rav and return them back to proper owners.)
Dec 3-8 Leave for Canada with buddy to snowboard for 5 days (I hope my city will be standing when I come back)
Dec 9-11 back to city and begin getting back into swing as the prince and feeling refreshed.
On Dec 12 I will see if I am working or not. That is the offical date of the new deployment period and new schedule. I can't wait. I really need to take a vacation and just get the fuck out of the city for a while. I have a really good feeling that I will be refreshed and relaxed when I returned. I also think I will have a new out look on life or at least how I will live my life.
I already had a taste of my vaction because I just returned from a day trip to Mammoth. The snow was great and the snowboarding was better. Also great snow bunnies ( I'm a bunny, I'm a bunny....bouncey bouncey.) I want more...more fun...less filling and stuff.
Well that is all I wanted to talk about so if you want to call that is my schedule but the dates in town I might be doing something because the work of a prince is never done. So let us hear some words of wisdom from prince Malkav (children yelling and screaming in happiness.) Where the hell you guys come from..Fuck off...give a bloke a heart attack....
While I was snowboarding another snowboarder told me that "If you don't eat shit while trying something then you are not trying hard enough." I sat back and let my malkavian mind ponder it (Oh no here it comes, my mind seems to say.) He is exactly right. Think about it, how hard is it to eat shit? Especially a fresh brown one with corn. I know it will take a lot of trying to eat with is poo smell and warm outside (unless you ordered the soup). It's smelly and smushy...Don't you agree. Maybe next time you might get lucky and get the poo wiit a creamy middle. So next time you think about eating shit and don't, tell yourself next time that you will try harder and will eat shit because you are that hardcore.
Thank you and good night (more happy screams from people and clapping) I said good night fuckers (big explosion and people screaming in horror)
Prince Malkav