I almost forgot about this
WOW it still works....IT'S ALIVE, IT'S ALIVE.... Well kinda. Any way, what is going on my people, clansmates, brothers, sisters, sluts of all ages...were did the sluts of all ages come from. What ever. It is good to be back to me normal self after a stressful day of work on friday and also a great trip last week VEGAS BABY VEGAS. It was an great trip. I made about 800 dollars from the tables and you know what I did with that money. I used to make Vegas the best trip ever with my gang (with a few people that aren't members of tight nitch. It was good and it looks like we are all going back in April for my baker to vegas meet that all the cops in the world are going to. That will be awesome.
What else should we talk about. LIFE a great topic to talk about. Well my life has been going great for the last couple of months. There have been no mood swings and a new person has started to become a close friend I can trust and confide in (thank you MALKAVS FINEST). As for the dateing circle, not so good but yet not so bad. Right now I have my eyes on some one but that seems to be in a limbo state. I asked that person out but they didn't shoot me down nor did they say yes, long story. I hope it will work out but if it just turns out to be friendship (I hope not) I think that will be ok, but I will need to hear it from her and need a little of alone time to let it sit in. There are two other girls that I think have their eyes on me. One is an old co-worker that I use to work with at Pinecrest. She and I always go out to lunch together and usually she is the one calling to set up the dates. The other one is a close high schools friends little sister and I think she developed a crush on me. I don't know but I am nervous because I am getting wind that she likes me and I don't know what I would do if I found that out it was true. I do like her but I don't want have a break up with my close friend of 10 years. It is an interesting problem.
As for the gang, everything is the same. I would like to put this out for the gang to see. THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR HELP AND PROTECTION. I KNOW SOME OF YOU I DON'T GET TO SEE OR TALK TO VERY OFTEN BECAUSE I WORK A LOT OR JUST BUISY BUT YOU ARE INCLUDED IN THIS. SOME OF YOU ARE ALREADY GETTING UP IN ARMS AND READY TO PROTECT ME FROM A FORSEEN PAIN THAT MIGHT HAPPEN. (MALKAVS FINEST KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT) IT BRINGS PRIDE TO MY HEART, LIFE, AND EVERTHING ELSE THAT I FINALLY HAVE A GROUP OF FRIENDS THAT LOVE ME FOR ME AND WILL LOVE ME NO MATTER HOW BAD I MAY ACT. YOU ALL HAVE DEALT THROUGH MY MOOD SWINGS AND CRAP, BUT NONE OF YOU HAVE LEFT MY SIDE AND FOR THAT I AM THE MOST LUCKIEST PRINCE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. I HAVE THE BEST FRIENDS....FUCK THAT....FAMILY ANY PERSON CAN ASK FOR. THANK YOU ALL.
Now boys and girls it is time for uncle malkavs words of wisdom (Yelling and clapping from little kids suddenly appear) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why don't you people go home, what are you to good for your home.. just go home. JACKASS.. Anyway here it is, why don't you shit or get off the pot. That quote is so true. you need to do one of the two or you will die. think on how embarrasing it would be when you doe on the pot becuase you did do one of the two and died of starvation. Heck you may even die for the cancer because you might be using the public restroom. Hey have you seen how dirty those things are, it could happen. The medical people would come in and go OMG look at this loser, he died while taking a shit. that must have been one big shit. Then you would go to heaven or hell with you pants down around you ankle and everyone will point and laugh at you winky or you butt. You don't want that do you. So make sure you either shit you get off the pot, you don't want to go to heaven with you winky showing now do you????
That is all I have today folks, I hope you have learned something and if you need any thing just call the prince...(pause for cheering with flamethrower in hand.....just cricket sounds) good they are finally gone. good night every one.
Prince Malkav (chearing and clapping reappears) thats it come here dammit. (flames flying and people screaming as they are being burned to death) MMMMMMMM BBQ.
What else should we talk about. LIFE a great topic to talk about. Well my life has been going great for the last couple of months. There have been no mood swings and a new person has started to become a close friend I can trust and confide in (thank you MALKAVS FINEST). As for the dateing circle, not so good but yet not so bad. Right now I have my eyes on some one but that seems to be in a limbo state. I asked that person out but they didn't shoot me down nor did they say yes, long story. I hope it will work out but if it just turns out to be friendship (I hope not) I think that will be ok, but I will need to hear it from her and need a little of alone time to let it sit in. There are two other girls that I think have their eyes on me. One is an old co-worker that I use to work with at Pinecrest. She and I always go out to lunch together and usually she is the one calling to set up the dates. The other one is a close high schools friends little sister and I think she developed a crush on me. I don't know but I am nervous because I am getting wind that she likes me and I don't know what I would do if I found that out it was true. I do like her but I don't want have a break up with my close friend of 10 years. It is an interesting problem.
As for the gang, everything is the same. I would like to put this out for the gang to see. THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR HELP AND PROTECTION. I KNOW SOME OF YOU I DON'T GET TO SEE OR TALK TO VERY OFTEN BECAUSE I WORK A LOT OR JUST BUISY BUT YOU ARE INCLUDED IN THIS. SOME OF YOU ARE ALREADY GETTING UP IN ARMS AND READY TO PROTECT ME FROM A FORSEEN PAIN THAT MIGHT HAPPEN. (MALKAVS FINEST KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT) IT BRINGS PRIDE TO MY HEART, LIFE, AND EVERTHING ELSE THAT I FINALLY HAVE A GROUP OF FRIENDS THAT LOVE ME FOR ME AND WILL LOVE ME NO MATTER HOW BAD I MAY ACT. YOU ALL HAVE DEALT THROUGH MY MOOD SWINGS AND CRAP, BUT NONE OF YOU HAVE LEFT MY SIDE AND FOR THAT I AM THE MOST LUCKIEST PRINCE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. I HAVE THE BEST FRIENDS....FUCK THAT....FAMILY ANY PERSON CAN ASK FOR. THANK YOU ALL.
Now boys and girls it is time for uncle malkavs words of wisdom (Yelling and clapping from little kids suddenly appear) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why don't you people go home, what are you to good for your home.. just go home. JACKASS.. Anyway here it is, why don't you shit or get off the pot. That quote is so true. you need to do one of the two or you will die. think on how embarrasing it would be when you doe on the pot becuase you did do one of the two and died of starvation. Heck you may even die for the cancer because you might be using the public restroom. Hey have you seen how dirty those things are, it could happen. The medical people would come in and go OMG look at this loser, he died while taking a shit. that must have been one big shit. Then you would go to heaven or hell with you pants down around you ankle and everyone will point and laugh at you winky or you butt. You don't want that do you. So make sure you either shit you get off the pot, you don't want to go to heaven with you winky showing now do you????
That is all I have today folks, I hope you have learned something and if you need any thing just call the prince...(pause for cheering with flamethrower in hand.....just cricket sounds) good they are finally gone. good night every one.
Prince Malkav (chearing and clapping reappears) thats it come here dammit. (flames flying and people screaming as they are being burned to death) MMMMMMMM BBQ.