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Jan 30, 2004 16:53

*wanders around town*

*spots a few unfamiliar mortals walking around gathering stuff*

*gets curious and decides to follow them*

*follows them all the way to the Ar-pharazon's hide-out*

*gets spotted by a few angry numenoreans*

Uhoh...now why did I forget to bring my weapons with me? *ulps*

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tar_calion January 30 2004, 07:57:16 UTC

OH FOR MORGOTH'S SAKE! DIDN'T ANY OF YOU IDIOTS REALISE YOU WERE BEING FOLLOWED!?!

WHO DO I DECAPITATE FIRST!?!? WELL, YOU KNOW, SEIZE HIM AND SHIT!

*looks at Legolas. o_0 Whispers to an aide* Is it male or female? Ah. Right, okay.

prince_blondy January 30 2004, 07:59:46 UTC

Uhoh..:s

*makes a run for it*

Re: tar_calion January 30 2004, 08:05:30 UTC

Sigh. If you want something done...

*chases after you*

*whacks you in the back of the legs with his sword*

Mmmm...hamstrings. :D

Re: prince_blondy January 30 2004, 08:10:44 UTC

OOWWOWOWOWWW!!!

*falls to the ground*

*clutches his legs*

Careful with that thing you warthog faced buffoon of an ape. You could damage my beautiful self with that. >:|

Re: tar_calion January 30 2004, 08:15:01 UTC

Listen to me you poster boy for peroxide.

*points to his sword*

Pointy. Sharp. It's meant to damage. *eyeroll*

*calls to his men and sheathes his sword as he walks back to the hideout*

Bandage him up, bring him to me. Make sure he doesn't die, I want company for dinner...and bandage him well, I don't want him bleeding on the floor while I'm eating, that's just vile. If you can't stem the bleeing we'll have black pudding for breafast tomorrow...

Re: prince_blondy January 30 2004, 08:18:14 UTC

*whimpers*

*growls as he gets manhandled*

*eventually gets bandaged up and brought inside*

Re: tar_calion January 30 2004, 08:24:55 UTC

*sits*

Welcome to my humble abode. It's not much yet, but we have plans. Few torches, lick o' paint here and there, maybe a few object d'art made of MDF, it'll be cozy.

Now. What do they call you?

Re: prince_blondy January 30 2004, 08:27:44 UTC

I'm Legolas, Prince of Mirkwood. *puffs out his chest*

Re: tar_calion January 30 2004, 08:32:44 UTC

Ah, a prince, you don't say? So...*starts cutting up some roast boar* are you nouveau riche, or are you one of these genuinely aristocratic royals who just doesn't have a pot to piss in?

Re: prince_blondy January 30 2004, 08:39:21 UTC

*bristles*

I bed your pardon?! What do you mean to insinuate?

Re: tar_calion January 30 2004, 08:44:00 UTC

I'm not insinuating anything. I'm asking if you're old money that's gone, hence your rather rustic attire or if you're new money with no class.

Re: prince_blondy January 30 2004, 08:46:48 UTC

hmpf,this is Mirkwood fashion. You look rather shabby yourself, who are you?

Re: tar_calion January 30 2004, 08:51:44 UTC

You mean you meant to look like that? Eru Illuvatar! *eyeroll*

Does the name Ar-Pharazon mean anything to you? Do you have history books out there in...what was it? Mirkwood?

Re: prince_blondy January 30 2004, 08:55:28 UTC

*snorts* Like you look any better, shabby dirty drab dark clothes.

Sorry, never heard of you. mortal history was not a subject of much importance in my home.

Re: tar_calion January 30 2004, 09:02:46 UTC

I've got an excuse, I've been trapped in a mountain for...well I don't know how long it was, it only seemed like a few weeks...what year is it?

*snorts* Well it should be.

Re: prince_blondy January 30 2004, 09:39:03 UTC

It's the year *mumblemumble* of the Fourth Age I think.

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