Found this on Kotaku today. It really has to be seen to be believed. Honestly though, I think I saw this as a kid, and enjoyed it, and that frightens me.
http://kotaku.com/gaming/super-mario-on-ice/super-mario-on-ice-plus-mr-belvedere-167876.php Anyway, highlights of the video:
A *VERY* painfully 80's Alyssa Milano
A singing Mr Belvedere as Bowser
and the funniest part of all: Mario does not lift a finger to save the day. Koopas attacking? Luigi busts out the rocket launcher (!). Bowser attacks? Army of ladies in plumber gear use rainbow wrenches to blow him up. And of course, Mario gets all the credit. Asshole. Luigi for the win!