Quest 243

[primrosella]

[Accidental Video Post]

[The video clicks on with a shake and a rattle, displaying a wobbling view of stacked books on a table and full shelves in the background; given the way the stack of books seems slightly off-kilter, it appears that something has recently jostled the table--which would also explain how the device, abandoned nearby, switched

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[video]

[primrosella]

[...UM.]

Well, I'm...very sorry to hear that. That sounds terribly cruel of them, and I'm sure if they had any sense of courtesy or good manners, they would have appreciated your poetry very much.

[video]

[primrosella]

Yes, of course.

[At least this is better conversation than fungal infections, after all.]

Do you still have it? Er, the poem, that is?

[video]

[primrosella]

[Oh. Well. ...Um. TIME TO GO WITH THE SAFEST PART OF THAT STATEMENT.]

More than...a century ago?

[video] ahahahaha poor Spike

[primrosella]

...Oh.

[Awkward.]

This...this may sound like a terribly odd question, but--er, you...wouldn't happen to be called Count Dracula, would you?

[video] /ups the awkward x2

[primrosella]

You, er, didn't like him, then? Er...well, then, you might be pleased to know that my father, um, killed him.

[video] granted, she's met like four of them, so...

[primrosella]

Boyfriends?

Oh, er, it was back home in Daventry, so perhaps it wasn't the same Dracula, after all--I've heard there are quite a few, in different places and so on.

[video]

[primrosella]

No! No, goodness, not at all. I, er, I certainly wouldn't wish any trouble on vampires, so long as they don't, um, wish any on me. No, no, he's not a vampire hunter at all, not in the least.

[Because she certainly didn't miss the fact that she's talking to a vampire at the moment, of course.]

It was...an unusual set of circumstances, that's all.

[video]

[primrosella]

Oh, I'm...er, I see.

[So much awkward.]

Well, at the time he was...er, an adventurer.