Quest 092

[primrosella]

[Accidental Voice Post]

'Scuse me...

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Excuse me...

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I can't find my mom and daddy. Have you--excuse me, I was speaking to you! That's so rude...Excuse me, have you seen my daddy? He's really tall and has a red shirt and a crown and I think he must be talking to the king here, whoever he is, so can you please tell me how to

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[not_so_smooth]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, it's okay, Rosella. Your father isn't here but he, uhh, sent me to help you. I'm Sir Sam Witwicky.

[primrosella]

Daddy sent you? ...But I don't remember any Sir Sam. Do you know who kidnapped me? A lady said I was kidnapped! Does Daddy know I was kidnapped?

[not_so_smooth]

I'm King Graham's, ummm, secret knight. You've been sent here on a quest and I was sent to help you. Yeah.

[primrosella]

Wow! I am? I knew I was old enough to go on a quest! Am I supposed to be an ambassassador? I was looking for the king here but people said there wasn't any king and no castle either so I don't know where to go. There are deities, though! Do I get to go talk to a deity? The lady said they're not very nice but I know that and I bet I could be really respectful and polite and everything!

[not_so_smooth]

Well, this is sort of like... a pre-quest quest. Like a practice quest, you know? Umm, normally you have to be older to do this sort of thing but your father and mother thought you were ready. And wanted to surprise you.

I should come get you though and take you to the, uhhh, magical underground... thing where we'll be staying. Then we can start on the quest.

[primrosella]

Oh, okay! And you have to come along 'cause you have to tell Daddy how good I do, right? I'm gonna do the best ever and save a kingdom and find a treasure and rescue people and everything!

I'm by a fountain in the City Square, but I don't know where that is. Do you know how to get there?

[not_so_smooth]

Yeah, I'll be there the whole time in case you need help carrying anything and stuff like that.

Yeah, I'll be by really soon on my magic steed. Right after I hide something in the Lighthouse...

[primrosella]

Okay! I know how, too! Grandpa always said "Pick up anything that is not nailed down, and if it is, check for loose nails or boards"!

I get a magic steed, too? Woooooooooow!

[not_so_smooth]

Yeah, well, this is just a pre-quest quest, so I think we can just take the stuff that's not nailed down and leave the loose nails and boards where they are.

Well, I'll be steering it, you just tell me where to go.

[primrosella]

...Well, okay. But we still have to read everything! 'Cause we might learn something.

Okay. Is riding a magic steed different than a regular one?

[not_so_smooth]

Yes, of course, lots of reading. You have to read everything all the time.

It's a lot different.

[primrosella]

And, um. Um. And wear clean undergarments, and...and brush after meals! And some other stuff too but I don't remember it right now.

But you're good at it, right?

[not_so_smooth]

Well, that's just generally good hygiene, but yeah.

Hey, would your father send any less than one of his best knights to watch over you?

[primrosella]

Those are the rules.

No, silly! But I'm not very good at riding yet.

[not_so_smooth]

Right, yes, the rules.

Well, once we get back to the "dungeon" we can take the non-magical horses.

[primrosella]

Why do we have to go to a dungeon? Do we have to rescue somebody?