It's my grandfather's advice, you know. "Pick up anything that's not nailed down, and if it is, check for loose nails or boards."
Oh, I'm just teasing. It was perfectly innocent, enjoyable evening. And amusing as it might be to see you threaten him, I really don't think it's necessary.
I can't think of anything particularly outlandish, anyway. I'd say something like how we ended the night by stealing a unicorn from the zoo, but I'm afraid you'd actually believe me.
Oh. Well, yes, it's one of the three treasures of our kingdom. No matter how much gold you take out of it, it'll never empty. Retrieving it was part of the adventure that led my father to become king.
One of the three? You mean a bottomless chest of gold is not enough of a treasury? And how do you deal with inflation? You must have to ration that gold carefully...
It's plenty of a treasury. The other treasures are a magic shield that protects the bearer from harm, and a magic mirror that tells the future. Of course, I've never actually seen my future in it, though. Daddy said it clouded over the night Alexander was kidnapped, and it didn't clear up until the day he returned home.
And who's this Arthur guy?
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A prince. I went to the winter ball with him the other night. ...And then, er, bothered him yesterday.
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And he treated you well? I don't have to threaten him or anything, do I?
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Oh, I don't know. You might have to go chop off his hands with a meat cleaver. I did dance with him, after all.
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That depends, did his hands stay where they were supposed to while you danced?
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Well, that depends on what you call "where they were supposed to", doesn't it?
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You know what? I don't even want to know. No, no, no, we're not having this discussion.
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Oh, I'm just teasing. It was perfectly innocent, enjoyable evening. And amusing as it might be to see you threaten him, I really don't think it's necessary.
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Good. Because I was going to choose to believe you were teasing regardless of what you said.
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Well, drat it all, I should've said something really outlandish, then.
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Tch, your loss!
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I can't think of anything particularly outlandish, anyway. I'd say something like how we ended the night by stealing a unicorn from the zoo, but I'm afraid you'd actually believe me.
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I probably would. And I'd be pretty sure that it was your idea.
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What makes you think it'd be my idea?
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Because I know you, Rosella.
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He might've asked for it very nicely!
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