Dear
ACOG,
Thank you so much for ALLOWING women to
sip at (slightly) more than ice chips when in labour. Thank you for telling us that we MAY drink "modest amounts" of clear liquids. Thank you for GRANTING US PERMISSION for what we can do with our own bodies during childbirth.
Sarcastically never ever ever yours,
Me.
P.S. Fuck you.
More on the story
here. Dear gods.