[IC] Pre-Intro

[primesdontparty]

[ two giant robots step out of a glowing ground bridge and into camp ]

Strange. Where is your ship, Megatronus?

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[themagichappens]

[stopping abruptly and tilting his head to the side]

A fair question, Orion.

[primesdontparty]

What has become of it?

[themagichappens]

[holding a hand up to signal that you should SHUT THE FUCK UP]

Your curiousity never changes, but do stay your questions for a moment.

[primesdontparty]

[he goes silent]

[themagichappens]

[attempting to tap into his comm link]

Soundwave, do you read me?

[primesdontparty]

[oh cool soundwave's still around]

[themagichappens]

[turning around to face Optimus Orion with a smirk]

Well, my friend. It seems that your excellent directional sense has gotten us lost yet again.

[primesdontparty]

My apologies. My memories, as you know, are still incomplete.

[themagichappens]

[you are so easy it almost takes the fun out of it; tosses him a really really really quick sneer, too quick to catch]

What's done is done. There's no point in focusing on who's to blame at this point, is there? Come, we should not dawdle in unknown territory.

[primesdontparty]

[takes his hand]

I am glad I am not alone at this juncture.

[themagichappens]

[I am seriously going to throw up. Can robots throw up? What do they even throw up, oil? Lubricant? ANTI-FREEZE?]

Yes, but it's hardly a juncture I would prefer for us to be at.

[primesdontparty]

What do you mean by that, Megatronus?

[themagichappens]

[can we please stop holding hands now dear primus]

As it stands, we have arrived in uncharted territory and I cannot get into contact with my crew. In short, we are trapped.

[primesdontparty]

Do you know of this planet?

[themagichappens]

From what I am able to discern, we yet remain... ah. Of course.

[primesdontparty]

What is it?