Magic is to be sold not to be told.
awww shit check it check it:
I swim circles around you like fishes in a bowl
and I stick it to green decks Like tongues stick to frozen poles!
I slap elves out of trees and goblins off rocks
and I fuck bitches named Phage wearing only WHITE SOCKS!
I got more mana in my pool than you got cash in your bank! I run down your armies like a US army TANK!
Your skills are weak and you just sit there mana boned!
I got multicolored decks and they all are bling blinging with chrome!
Ambedexterous with both hands I pimp slap you with both! Leaving you on your back praying to the POPE!
You lost for words like a retard playing scrabble as I Gain 200 life a turn making you spit dribble dabble!
I will take it back old school and even bring out Ice age and Anti. I will take your shoes boots and money and that one bitch you fucked, Shandi!
I roll with Oceans like Cities while you sitting on land. I make bitches scream my name and niggas say Prime You da man!
You can keep that weak shit with grass hunts in the woods of Eldamari! I will hunt you niggas down like Roservelt on safari!
Don't hate when i take your whole deck with a pimp smack just using one Memnarch! Confusing the shit out of your game making Clarkbar scream out MO00000000DOK!
You may be the King Grimey when all said and done. Don't play Magic Bitch boy cause you will never be the ONE!
Me and King Grimey been going back and forth like this for a week. Funny shit!
I swim circles around you like fishes in a bowl
and I stick it to green decks Like tongues stick to frozen poles!
I slap elves out of trees and goblins off rocks
and I fuck bitches named Phage wearing only WHITE SOCKS!
I got more mana in my pool than you got cash in your bank! I run down your armies like a US army TANK!
Your skills are weak and you just sit there mana boned!
I got multicolored decks and they all are bling blinging with chrome!
Ambedexterous with both hands I pimp slap you with both! Leaving you on your back praying to the POPE!
You lost for words like a retard playing scrabble as I Gain 200 life a turn making you spit dribble dabble!
I will take it back old school and even bring out Ice age and Anti. I will take your shoes boots and money and that one bitch you fucked, Shandi!
I roll with Oceans like Cities while you sitting on land. I make bitches scream my name and niggas say Prime You da man!
You can keep that weak shit with grass hunts in the woods of Eldamari! I will hunt you niggas down like Roservelt on safari!
Don't hate when i take your whole deck with a pimp smack just using one Memnarch! Confusing the shit out of your game making Clarkbar scream out MO00000000DOK!
You may be the King Grimey when all said and done. Don't play Magic Bitch boy cause you will never be the ONE!
Me and King Grimey been going back and forth like this for a week. Funny shit!