The Technobots!
* Lightspeed sighed as he walked away from Roller's terminal. Was it possible his creator's intelligence was flagging? But why would it do that? Thankfully... he could go back to his teammates. They were normal. *
* At least, he thought that until he walked in to Scattershot leading the others in a musical number.
[Scattershot] Arrr!
[Afterburner] Arrr!
[Strafe] Arrr!
[Nosecone] ........arrr. kill me now
[All, including a VERY unhappy Nosecone] We are the pirates who don't do anything! We just stay in the lab and lie around! And if you ask us... to do anything... we'll just tell you that we don't do anything!
[Afterburner] Oh, I've never been to Kaon, and I've never been to Uraya, oh I've never buried treasure in the Rust Sea or St. Paul!
[Strafe] And I've never been to Polyhex and I've never been to Tyrest And I've never been to Gobotron in the fall!
[All, including an increasing despondant Nosecone] 'Cause we're the pirates who don't do anything! We just stay in the lab and lie around! And if you ask us... to do anything... we'll just tell you that we don't do anything!
[Afterburner] And I've never hoisted the mainstay! And I've never swabbed the Ark deck! And I never fought Overload, cuz I never fought at all!
[Nosecone] *sigh* I want my Archie collection back after this, Scattershot And I've never walked a gangplank...
[Scattershot] *sliding forward, spreading his arms out* And I've never owned a paaaaaaaarrooooooot!!!!
[All, including a Nosecone whose singing voice is dripping with disdain] And I've never bene to Gobotron in the fall! 'Cause we're the pirates who don't do anything! We just stay in the lab and lie around! And if you ask us... to do anything... we'll just tell you... *shouting* we don't do anything!
[Strafe] *pulls out a banjo and starts plucking on it* Well, I never plucked a Predacon and I'm not too good at ping pong and I never threw my high grade up against the wall! And I've never kissed a Dinobot, and I've never gotten cosmic rust... And I've never been to Gobotron in the fall!
[Scattershot] *stepping forward, and speaking* Pirate Captain's Log, 2002. Who be this gestalt team Technobots, and why be they so full o' contradictions?
[All, including a Nosecone who's just given up] We don't know where he's from, but we hate Megatron. We don't wake up late for lunch, but we all eat Captain Crunch. We don't drink, we don't tan... we just kick a lot of Decepti-can!
[Afterburner] *slowly, with a spot light coming on over him* And I've never kicked a Sparkplug, and I've never sniffed a Stinkbomb, And I've never painted daisies on Sunstreaker's hood... and I've never bathed in electrum... and I don't look good in leggings...
[Scattershot] EVERYONE, LET'S GIVE THEM A HAND!
[All, including a Nosecone with a "Take My Life" look on his face] *dancing like Rockettes* 'Cause we're the pirates who don't do anything! We just stay in the lab and lie around! And if you ask us... to do anything... we'll just tell you... we don't do anything!
* The Technobots, except for Nosecone, take a bow and exit... singing this time to a rather salty nautical theme* We're the pirates who don't do anything! We just stay in the lab and lie around! And if you ask us... to do anything... we'll just tell you... *shouting* we don't do anything! * They vanish... *
[Lightspeed] *stares, his jaw open in horror a moment, then turns around* ...this never happened. ...man, is Ratchet gonna be made when he sees they made s stage in here, though. ...*muttering* Their choreography was kinda good...
(Apologies to Relient K and Veggie Tales)
* At least, he thought that until he walked in to Scattershot leading the others in a musical number.
[Scattershot] Arrr!
[Afterburner] Arrr!
[Strafe] Arrr!
[Nosecone] ........arrr. kill me now
[All, including a VERY unhappy Nosecone] We are the pirates who don't do anything! We just stay in the lab and lie around! And if you ask us... to do anything... we'll just tell you that we don't do anything!
[Afterburner] Oh, I've never been to Kaon, and I've never been to Uraya, oh I've never buried treasure in the Rust Sea or St. Paul!
[Strafe] And I've never been to Polyhex and I've never been to Tyrest And I've never been to Gobotron in the fall!
[All, including an increasing despondant Nosecone] 'Cause we're the pirates who don't do anything! We just stay in the lab and lie around! And if you ask us... to do anything... we'll just tell you that we don't do anything!
[Afterburner] And I've never hoisted the mainstay! And I've never swabbed the Ark deck! And I never fought Overload, cuz I never fought at all!
[Nosecone] *sigh* I want my Archie collection back after this, Scattershot And I've never walked a gangplank...
[Scattershot] *sliding forward, spreading his arms out* And I've never owned a paaaaaaaarrooooooot!!!!
[All, including a Nosecone whose singing voice is dripping with disdain] And I've never bene to Gobotron in the fall! 'Cause we're the pirates who don't do anything! We just stay in the lab and lie around! And if you ask us... to do anything... we'll just tell you... *shouting* we don't do anything!
[Strafe] *pulls out a banjo and starts plucking on it* Well, I never plucked a Predacon and I'm not too good at ping pong and I never threw my high grade up against the wall! And I've never kissed a Dinobot, and I've never gotten cosmic rust... And I've never been to Gobotron in the fall!
[Scattershot] *stepping forward, and speaking* Pirate Captain's Log, 2002. Who be this gestalt team Technobots, and why be they so full o' contradictions?
[All, including a Nosecone who's just given up] We don't know where he's from, but we hate Megatron. We don't wake up late for lunch, but we all eat Captain Crunch. We don't drink, we don't tan... we just kick a lot of Decepti-can!
[Afterburner] *slowly, with a spot light coming on over him* And I've never kicked a Sparkplug, and I've never sniffed a Stinkbomb, And I've never painted daisies on Sunstreaker's hood... and I've never bathed in electrum... and I don't look good in leggings...
[Scattershot] EVERYONE, LET'S GIVE THEM A HAND!
[All, including a Nosecone with a "Take My Life" look on his face] *dancing like Rockettes* 'Cause we're the pirates who don't do anything! We just stay in the lab and lie around! And if you ask us... to do anything... we'll just tell you... we don't do anything!
* The Technobots, except for Nosecone, take a bow and exit... singing this time to a rather salty nautical theme* We're the pirates who don't do anything! We just stay in the lab and lie around! And if you ask us... to do anything... we'll just tell you... *shouting* we don't do anything! * They vanish... *
[Lightspeed] *stares, his jaw open in horror a moment, then turns around* ...this never happened. ...man, is Ratchet gonna be made when he sees they made s stage in here, though. ...*muttering* Their choreography was kinda good...
(Apologies to Relient K and Veggie Tales)