my CRAZY ass dreams
I dreamt last night that I was sitting around my grandmother’s kitchen table, chatting with my grandmother, my mother and my great aunt Alice. My friend Sabrina was there as well, which is weird because I’ve never met her in real life. She’s number 8 on my top 8. Check her out.
And I was 8 months pregnant, and obviously 8 months pregnant. But I didn’t know? And the funny part is, none of the people at the table acknowledged it either. And Sabrina asked me when I was due. And I looked at her weird, and told her I didn’t understand. And she said, “the baby, stupid! When is the baby due?” and I said, “I’m not pregnant” and she laughed. Then said, “Oh uh-uh, girl, you HELLLLLLLLLLA stupid.” HAHAHA. And dragged me to the drug store to get a pregnancy test.. The drug store… was for some reason, across the lawn from my grandmother’s house.
And she takes me down this aisle with a lot of “tests” on it - such as: ‘sperm level tests’, ‘math test’, ‘insect test’ etc.
And that’s when I woke up.
I’m hella cracked out. I swear.
And I was 8 months pregnant, and obviously 8 months pregnant. But I didn’t know? And the funny part is, none of the people at the table acknowledged it either. And Sabrina asked me when I was due. And I looked at her weird, and told her I didn’t understand. And she said, “the baby, stupid! When is the baby due?” and I said, “I’m not pregnant” and she laughed. Then said, “Oh uh-uh, girl, you HELLLLLLLLLLA stupid.” HAHAHA. And dragged me to the drug store to get a pregnancy test.. The drug store… was for some reason, across the lawn from my grandmother’s house.
And she takes me down this aisle with a lot of “tests” on it - such as: ‘sperm level tests’, ‘math test’, ‘insect test’ etc.
And that’s when I woke up.
I’m hella cracked out. I swear.