Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I set
gacktjobnomiko's puppy on fire (-66 points). In October I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In September I bought porn for
tashiro (-10 points). In March I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
michimoro (-5000 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for
kimechan (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4740 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
primarchbentley
... Genocide, huh? O.o;;
And random saying just overheard in the office: "If IBM were a woman... yeah, I'd tap that."