Beerga
You have heard of yoga, a path to self-discovery and enlightenment!
Now!!!!
Discover the Joys of Beerga!!!
Of the most ancient of practices, the rarest distillation of lineage instruction, the most mysterious of knowledges, the practices of Beerga are most profound and guaranteed to ensure ecstatic experiences!!!
A singular path of self-discovery and enlightenment! Discard the tedious practices of consciousness, meditation and the odorous pontifications of so-called-masters and instead take up the Stein of Self-Unveiling and instantly know thine own true Essence!
Let down by the absence of god? Experience the divine essence as it moves through ones bowels and makes its presence known immediately! One may never live in doubt again!
Do you find your perspective clouded by dualistic conditioning, buffeted by blasphemous beliefs, or mauled by moralistic elitists? The solution is simple!
Don the Beer Goggles of Prescience and know the truth of your existence! Directly perceive your inner most truths through imbibing the ambeersia of foresight!
Do you desire direct knowledge of God? Experience god directly through the holy sbeerit, a medium of direct communion with the divine source and one's own heart!
Lacking for Love? The solution for self-love, from which all other love flows, is as simple as Beer, B, C, the alphabet of always aligned relationship between oneself and ones Self.
Let your own cup over flow, and be sure to pass on the nectar of Beerga to others so that they may also partake of the joy of discovery!
Beerga Chitta Vritti Nirodahiccup.
Now!!!!
Discover the Joys of Beerga!!!
Of the most ancient of practices, the rarest distillation of lineage instruction, the most mysterious of knowledges, the practices of Beerga are most profound and guaranteed to ensure ecstatic experiences!!!
A singular path of self-discovery and enlightenment! Discard the tedious practices of consciousness, meditation and the odorous pontifications of so-called-masters and instead take up the Stein of Self-Unveiling and instantly know thine own true Essence!
Let down by the absence of god? Experience the divine essence as it moves through ones bowels and makes its presence known immediately! One may never live in doubt again!
Do you find your perspective clouded by dualistic conditioning, buffeted by blasphemous beliefs, or mauled by moralistic elitists? The solution is simple!
Don the Beer Goggles of Prescience and know the truth of your existence! Directly perceive your inner most truths through imbibing the ambeersia of foresight!
Do you desire direct knowledge of God? Experience god directly through the holy sbeerit, a medium of direct communion with the divine source and one's own heart!
Lacking for Love? The solution for self-love, from which all other love flows, is as simple as Beer, B, C, the alphabet of always aligned relationship between oneself and ones Self.
Let your own cup over flow, and be sure to pass on the nectar of Beerga to others so that they may also partake of the joy of discovery!
Beerga Chitta Vritti Nirodahiccup.