I read the "missed connections" on craigslist because they're funny.

[primaleph]

Subject: OMG CBryant - 31

I forgot to tell you.

1. You're a whore
2. I love you
3. Panties
4. I hope your foot doesn't get amputated
5. I'm gay

Love,
puddles

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[earthly_gnome]

I swear. one day I will go to the missed connections section and see someone looking for me.

Really. I will.

<-- is so sad.