Ancient “emo emo” writings from a broken and depressed Jake.

[primalcivil]

I found this deep within an ancient notebook from my sophomore year in high school. I remember having a tune in my head as I wrote it which I hope is my excuse for the rhythm being all fucked up in places. Anyway, it’s ancient Yannian writing and I think it’s nifty. Plus I’m making this entry instead of doing my English ‘Exposition and Analysis

Comments

[greeneyedwench]

oh fantastic hairy beast that is yani, its amber. Me, Kate johnson and a very sexy norweigan dame named bridgitte request premission to perhaps stay with you (or someone you know in burlington who wont date rape us) for the night of the november 22 so that we might be able to attend a dropkick murphy show. PRETTY PLEASE?

oh yeah, another preticularly hott chick named mandy faye might just be there too......

[primalcivil]

Mandy Faye, hmmmm? You sure do know how to drive a bargain... I suppose I cannot refuse.

[faye_madison]

yes, yes you could
very easily

[primalcivil]

Nuh-uh!

[greeneyedwench]

Does stachatory rape count?

[confused_cliche]

not if you can't spell it correctly.

[primalcivil]

Um... I'm pretty sure that is how you spell it... but are you saying that it doesn't count if you can't spell it properly? Because that would, like, be really great for me.

(only i can spell it. So i lose)

*is sad* I miss my Faye

*smooch*

[faye_madison]

I love you

Statutory Rape is spelled like STAT-U-TORY, not like Statch-a-tory

...so it doesn't count for me?

[primalcivil]

Well, now. That's the last time I ever trust google.