The gate guards in Okinawa are Japanese...
True story...
*walks through the gate with all his friends drunk*
Gate guard (best Rick James impression) *SLAP*
Marine *curls back in horror*
Marine: I'm sorry, sir! I don't know what I did to piss you off, but whatever it was, sorry!
Guard (imagine thick Japanese accent): YOU HIT ME!
Marine: THAT WAS WEEKS AGO, MOTHERFUCKER!
Guard: THAT WAS YESTEHDAY!
Marine: I don't remember that, sorry..
Guard: DON'T PISS ME OFF AGAIN!
(Guard stares him down as they leave cautiously)
*walks through the gate with all his friends drunk*
Gate guard (best Rick James impression) *SLAP*
Marine *curls back in horror*
Marine: I'm sorry, sir! I don't know what I did to piss you off, but whatever it was, sorry!
Guard (imagine thick Japanese accent): YOU HIT ME!
Marine: THAT WAS WEEKS AGO, MOTHERFUCKER!
Guard: THAT WAS YESTEHDAY!
Marine: I don't remember that, sorry..
Guard: DON'T PISS ME OFF AGAIN!
(Guard stares him down as they leave cautiously)