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At work today, my computer was being really slow. And then my other computer was being really slow. And then the server was being really slow. And I was waiting and complaining, until I thought:
What if I have gained the power of super-human speed so everything just seems slow?
Further experimentation, however, revealed that I was unable to zip to the kitchen, grab a cookie, and zip back to my office without being seen.
So I didn't have super-human speed. But I did have a cookie.
What if I have gained the power of super-human speed so everything just seems slow?
Further experimentation, however, revealed that I was unable to zip to the kitchen, grab a cookie, and zip back to my office without being seen.
So I didn't have super-human speed. But I did have a cookie.