How the other half lives

[prillalar]

So the boy bought me a copy of Maxim so that I could ogle Lucy and Drew. (He had previously ogled them at the bookstore.) They are truly ogleworthy. After I had duly ogled, I thought I might as well read the magazine.

It's hysterical.

Everything uses this faux casual tone and there are many odd slang terms for penis ("pink torpedo", "pork

Comments

Re: More evidence I'm not maxim's Target demographic

[prillalar]

I'm sure it would have bothered me more were it not for the fact that whenever I hear the words "autoerotic asphyxiation" I think: "Mulder! Clyde Bruckman!" and then I laugh.

[laurashapiro]

I wonder who they think their target demographic is?