Feb 10, 2006 13:40
"You aren't affected by advertising. But everyone else is. Let us help."
"Traditional advertising is dying but we're all zombie masters."
"There's a sucker born every minute. Let us introduce you to him."
"We'll tell you what to do, so just shut up and write a cheque."
"Our core values are money and beer. Not necessarily in that order."
"We promise not to talk about you behind your back like all the other agencies do."
"A hug with every project!"
Kill me now.
the migraine pixies made me do it