resident evil 4
this is the best game i have played in a year, i bet. the best part about it is it is NOT like any resident evil before this. if you own a gamecube you should own this game, period. anyone who plays this game and doesn't like it is obviously a piece of shit who has no taste. i'd give it a 10 and i don't give that out often for anything. i have found no fault so far, and this is after about 10-12 hours of playtime. i even repeated a few areas just to ensure i crushed every single faggy villager in existence and then stole all their candy and sold it for more guns. even now i am plotting new and inventive ways to explode heads, drop people off of bridges, and generally bring order to the chaos of their meager farm existence.
this song is pretty good.
here's a funny conversation. i mostly post these so i can laugh at them later.
[02/21, 22:43] Priest of B: leon s. kennedy is harder than jesus
[02/21, 22:43] Priest of B: i just got a fuckin ruger and leon is ready to share the hate with everyone he sees
[02/21, 22:44] Priest of B: and i rifled some gigantic fagtronic man in the head repeatedly while he tried to step on me
[02/21, 22:44] Priest of B: this song's not too bad, did you ever send me the video?
[02/21, 22:45] fallen tabris: I will now o_o
[02/21, 22:45] *** fallen tabris is trying to send you "The Bravery - Honest Mistake (rare).wmv".
[02/21, 22:45] Priest of B: i have incendiary grenades too. i just lit a bunch of crows on fire. just because i could. there was no reason, they weren't going to hurt me. then i kicked a fag off a bridge because he tried to fuck with me while i was reloading the rifle i used to cap his pals off the same bridge.
[02/21, 22:46] Priest of B: he ran up and grabbed me
[02/21, 22:47] Priest of B: and leon was like SEGATA SANSHIRO!!!!!!! and he booted his head off and the fag fell into the river
[02/21, 22:47] fallen tabris: so in other words this game makes you very happy? I haven't played it yet
[02/21, 22:48] Priest of B: fuck yeah
[02/21, 22:48] Priest of B: hearing a guy go MUERTE and run after me as i whip out an old-school bolt-action single shot rifle and blow his head off brings a special joy to my eyes
[02/21, 22:48] Priest of B: i mean i can see little wrong with that scenario
[02/21, 22:50] Priest of B: i also have a pretty mean shotgun... there were these fags with chainsaws who were thinking they were pretty hard, and they were until i got that shotgun (well the shotgun and some grenades)... then those guys weren't so hard
[02/21, 22:49] Priest of B: in fact leon made them into punk bitches. i got on the roof of this building and i threw grenades at the chainsaw fags until i was out, then they tried to climb the ladder and i kept kicking it down or waiting until they were at the top and then blowing them off with the shotgun
[02/21, 22:50] Priest of B: hours of amusement
[02/21, 22:52] Priest of B: this video is roffles
[02/21, 22:53] fallen tabris: the end, or the whole chain?
[02/21, 22:55] Priest of B: the whole thing
[02/21, 22:55] fallen tabris: because it's retarded or well-made?
[02/21, 22:55] Priest of B: both
[02/21, 22:55] fallen tabris: Hahahahah
[02/21, 22:55] Priest of B: the robozoid launching the crossbow reminded me of DOMO ARIGATO
[02/21, 22:56] Priest of B: i was expecting the robot to kill everyone and eat their children
[02/21, 22:56] fallen tabris: I do appreciate the.. well, not symbolism
[02/21, 22:56] fallen tabris: but I like how it's about an honest mistake, and there's the whole chain reaction
[02/21, 22:56] fallen tabris: utterly missing its purpose
[02/21, 22:57] Priest of B: IT IS SORT OF LIKE YOUR LIFE
[02/21, 22:57] Priest of B: 1111111111111111111111
[02/21, 22:57] fallen tabris: ROFL
[02/21, 22:57] Priest of B: rofl
[02/21, 22:57] Priest of B: ah man
[02/21, 22:57] fallen tabris: zing!
[02/21, 22:57] Priest of B: i am tooo bad
[02/21, 22:57] Priest of B: i am just in a crushing mood after resident evil. after sniping the giant fagmaster i am pretty pleased with myself
[02/21, 22:57] fallen tabris: I can tell
[02/21, 22:57] Priest of B: then some dogs ate my soul though. i lit those fuckers on fire and they jumped on me and ate me (while they were on fire, no less). i can think of less pleasant ways to die, but not many
[02/21, 22:58] Priest of B: they got theirs, though. those fuckin dogs... i machine gunned their ass on the next run. it's a little hard to jump on someone when a hail of bullets cuts off your legs in mid-stride.
[02/21, 23:02] Priest of B: i think leon and mobius are brothers.
[02/21, 23:02] fallen tabris: is it the same leon from previous games?
[02/21, 23:02] Priest of B: 7
[02/21, 23:02] Priest of B: except he spent his off-season training in jihadi tactics, booting fags through doors, and generally crushing people in every manner possible. he is now a finely honed machine with one purpose: the death of everything that is good and right in the world. in that respect i believe he and i have resonated on a higher plane of purpose.
i should write a book. i bet it would be funny to me and like 10 other people, and that would justify its existence.
this song is pretty good.
here's a funny conversation. i mostly post these so i can laugh at them later.
[02/21, 22:43] Priest of B: leon s. kennedy is harder than jesus
[02/21, 22:43] Priest of B: i just got a fuckin ruger and leon is ready to share the hate with everyone he sees
[02/21, 22:44] Priest of B: and i rifled some gigantic fagtronic man in the head repeatedly while he tried to step on me
[02/21, 22:44] Priest of B: this song's not too bad, did you ever send me the video?
[02/21, 22:45] fallen tabris: I will now o_o
[02/21, 22:45] *** fallen tabris is trying to send you "The Bravery - Honest Mistake (rare).wmv".
[02/21, 22:45] Priest of B: i have incendiary grenades too. i just lit a bunch of crows on fire. just because i could. there was no reason, they weren't going to hurt me. then i kicked a fag off a bridge because he tried to fuck with me while i was reloading the rifle i used to cap his pals off the same bridge.
[02/21, 22:46] Priest of B: he ran up and grabbed me
[02/21, 22:47] Priest of B: and leon was like SEGATA SANSHIRO!!!!!!! and he booted his head off and the fag fell into the river
[02/21, 22:47] fallen tabris: so in other words this game makes you very happy? I haven't played it yet
[02/21, 22:48] Priest of B: fuck yeah
[02/21, 22:48] Priest of B: hearing a guy go MUERTE and run after me as i whip out an old-school bolt-action single shot rifle and blow his head off brings a special joy to my eyes
[02/21, 22:48] Priest of B: i mean i can see little wrong with that scenario
[02/21, 22:50] Priest of B: i also have a pretty mean shotgun... there were these fags with chainsaws who were thinking they were pretty hard, and they were until i got that shotgun (well the shotgun and some grenades)... then those guys weren't so hard
[02/21, 22:49] Priest of B: in fact leon made them into punk bitches. i got on the roof of this building and i threw grenades at the chainsaw fags until i was out, then they tried to climb the ladder and i kept kicking it down or waiting until they were at the top and then blowing them off with the shotgun
[02/21, 22:50] Priest of B: hours of amusement
[02/21, 22:52] Priest of B: this video is roffles
[02/21, 22:53] fallen tabris: the end, or the whole chain?
[02/21, 22:55] Priest of B: the whole thing
[02/21, 22:55] fallen tabris: because it's retarded or well-made?
[02/21, 22:55] Priest of B: both
[02/21, 22:55] fallen tabris: Hahahahah
[02/21, 22:55] Priest of B: the robozoid launching the crossbow reminded me of DOMO ARIGATO
[02/21, 22:56] Priest of B: i was expecting the robot to kill everyone and eat their children
[02/21, 22:56] fallen tabris: I do appreciate the.. well, not symbolism
[02/21, 22:56] fallen tabris: but I like how it's about an honest mistake, and there's the whole chain reaction
[02/21, 22:56] fallen tabris: utterly missing its purpose
[02/21, 22:57] Priest of B: IT IS SORT OF LIKE YOUR LIFE
[02/21, 22:57] Priest of B: 1111111111111111111111
[02/21, 22:57] fallen tabris: ROFL
[02/21, 22:57] Priest of B: rofl
[02/21, 22:57] Priest of B: ah man
[02/21, 22:57] fallen tabris: zing!
[02/21, 22:57] Priest of B: i am tooo bad
[02/21, 22:57] Priest of B: i am just in a crushing mood after resident evil. after sniping the giant fagmaster i am pretty pleased with myself
[02/21, 22:57] fallen tabris: I can tell
[02/21, 22:57] Priest of B: then some dogs ate my soul though. i lit those fuckers on fire and they jumped on me and ate me (while they were on fire, no less). i can think of less pleasant ways to die, but not many
[02/21, 22:58] Priest of B: they got theirs, though. those fuckin dogs... i machine gunned their ass on the next run. it's a little hard to jump on someone when a hail of bullets cuts off your legs in mid-stride.
[02/21, 23:02] Priest of B: i think leon and mobius are brothers.
[02/21, 23:02] fallen tabris: is it the same leon from previous games?
[02/21, 23:02] Priest of B: 7
[02/21, 23:02] Priest of B: except he spent his off-season training in jihadi tactics, booting fags through doors, and generally crushing people in every manner possible. he is now a finely honed machine with one purpose: the death of everything that is good and right in the world. in that respect i believe he and i have resonated on a higher plane of purpose.
i should write a book. i bet it would be funny to me and like 10 other people, and that would justify its existence.