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two 1→先選12個人名,然後回答下面的問題.
Pick twelve characters, then answer the following questions.
1. Hibari
2. Lambo
3. Marmon
4. Tsuna
5. Dino
6. Colonello
7. Yamamoto
8. Belphegor
9. Mukuro
10. Gokudera
11. Reborn
12. Chrome
Knowing these sort of questionaires..I messed up the orderXD
2→你有看過6/11的同人嗎?你會想看嗎?
Have you read a 6/11 fanfic? Do you want to?
YES. Just read ONE. And I want more! They're so cute!and I feel so pedo
3→你認為4性感嗎?有多性感?
Do you think 4 is sexy/hawt? How sexy/hawt?
...Tsuna. Only in his death-will mode LOL. And probably during his match with Xanxus*___*
4→如果12讓8懷孕了,他們會如何反應?
If 12 impregnanted 8, what would their reactions be?
HAHAHAHA!!!OMG.Chrome got Beru pregnant?! The other way round seems more logical but still, rather impossible. But still, LOL. Beru would probably go hysterical for losing his Prince Pride omfg what am I talking
5→你可以回憶起任何關於9的同人嗎?
Can you recall any fanfics involving 9?
69? LOTS. Too many in fact, but most of them were crack, especially doujins and fancomicsXD Fanfics though were more on the angst side. The memorable ones would be the ones I printed~
6→ 2是否跟6相配?
Is 2 and 6 a match?
Lambo+Colonello. It should work=D I'd push more for a RxLxC pairing though.
7→5/9,或者5/10你覺得如何?
What do you think about 5/9, or 5/10?
D/69 or D/59. Seen fics and fanarts for these pairings but..no bells are ringing=\
8→如果7,看到2跟12 在H,你認為7會如何反應?
If 7 saw 2 and 12 having sex, how do you think 7 would react?
If 80 saw Lambo and..Chrome..wtf. Okay that was MY reaction. Yama'd probably go...ahaha, didn't know you were into older girls LamboXD That is IF its the five year old we're talking about. Adult Lambo though, Yama'd just say something else stupid but normal.
9→給3/10的同人寫一個小簡介。
Write an introduction for a fanfic involving 3/10.
.....Marmon/Goku. This is crack! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WRITEXDDD
Aftermath of BeruGoku match, Marmon pops by to brag bout Beru's win..shit happens
10→1/8有沒有可能會是很可愛的配對呢?
Could 1/8 make a cute couple?
Queen and a prince. I SUPPORT. They're both crazy in their own way.
11→請寫一個關於7/12的同人題目,悲文或者甜文都可以。
Write a fanfic title for 7/12, fluff or angst accepted.
80/96...uh. I don't think I've even SEEN 8069 work=S That's so..off. And so is this one..but here goes.
Fluff. 'Welcome To The Familia'
12→你認為什麼樣的情節適合如果你想讓4 H 1!?
What would the events be like if you want 4 to do it with 1 wtfwtf
First, I'd throw Mukuro into the mix; THEN they'll just take it from there. I'd involve sakura, Mukuro being TEH seme to these two ukes. There I said it! I'M SO FALLING IN THE 691827 PIT HELP!
17→遇到什麼事,10才會發瘋般的大叫?
What would make 10 go berserk and start screaming?
HAHAHA!Gokudera's so predictable! Probably when Tsuna goes missing or ends up in trouble; or if Yamamoto sneaks up on him*snerks*
18→如果要你寫一首歌的名字來代表8,你會選哪個?
If you were to write a song for 8, what would the title be?
Because I'm Royalty, You Shall Bow To Me
19→如果你要寫一個1/6/12配對的文,你將怎麼樣寫開頭的文章尺度?
If you were to write a 1/6/12 fanfic, how would you begin it?
I'd try 1 and 12 aloneXDDDDD Throwing 6 in...complicates matters LOL.
I'm not a ficcy person so I might put this one on hold for now sigh.
20→如果2要對10說一句話,你認為是什麼?
If 2 were to say something to 10, what would it be?
I HATE YOU, YOU BULLY*cries*
21→你上次看5的同人是在什麼時候?
When was the last time you read a fanfic about 5?
Just before playing thisXD I printed it even~
22→你認為6最大的不為人知的怪僻是什麼?
What do you think is 6's secret hobby?
...playing paintball!
23→你認為11會跟9H嗎?清醒的狀態下,還是宿醉的狀態下?
Do you think 11 would do it with 9? Conscious or unconcious?
..okay my brains just died. Reborn, with Mukuro? Probably not in a million lightyears. So definitely unconcious@____@
24→如果3/7是一對,誰是在上面的?
Who'd be seme if 3/7 were a couple?
GAWDAMNIT. Of all people, Yamamoto! You're straight and asexual laaaaa *grumbles* But you'd still top sniffling Marmon
25.→『1跟9本來一直很開心的在一起,直到9跟4跑了。1非常傷心,後來跟 11有了一夜情,又跟12有了一段簡短並不開心的關係,後來他聽從了5的建議,後來終於到真愛也就是3。』──如果這是一篇同人你會給它什麼題目?寫出3 個會讀這篇文的朋友,再說出一個會寫這篇文的人。
[1 and 9 were a happy couple, until 9 ran off with 4. 1 was heartbroken, had a one night stand with 11, and a short but unhappy relationship with 12; he then took 5's advice, and found true love in 3] If this were a fanfic, what would you name it?
The first sentence totally makes sense LOL. 6918, til 69 ran away with 27 HAHAHA! This turned out canon! But 18 and Reborn, um; then Chrome? WAaaaaat. So fine, and ultimately ends up with Marmon?!!XD Gawd I'd name it 'I'm A Pedo' *gets stabbed*
26→如果11 / 8是原著本來的配對,你會如何?
What would you do if 11/8 were canon?
I'd cry and laugh at the same time. Reborn gets crackier and crackier by the minute I'm playing this!
27→是夜,在醫院裡某間緊鎖門扉的病房中傳來3微微的喘氣聲和泣音,加上7微怒卻低沉溫柔的嗓音,請問他們現在在做什麼?
In the night, there are soft cries from 3 and 7's slightly angered yet gentle voice heard from a locked room in a hospital. What are they doing?
...Playing catch?
.........Okay, from here on it gets all RP-ish. I'm too scared to even translate itDX
28→4大爺和9女僕正在大玩”老爺不要夫人在看”時,4的正牌夫人12好死不死的剛好回家開門撞見,12會怎麼反應?
6927 and then 96 comes in? NO PROBLEM. CHROME SHOULD JUST JOIN IN. 699627. I'm so going to hell for this
29→1是家教,6是學生,1答應6考的好可以給予任何6想要的獎賞,而6做到了,請問6會要求什麼獎勵?
Hibari, Colonello's teacher. Wow. Okay Colo-chan, Hiba-sensei'd probably give you Reborn
31→3是性感的,6是可愛的,9是兄貴控的,12是花痴的,以上是否準確?
HAHAHAHAHA!!OMG. Marmon性感?!! Maybe 20 years later. Colonello IS cute; No comment on 69 and 96XD AT ALL.
32→1和2在床上正激烈時門突然響了起來,原來是正室11回來了,1趕緊指著衣櫃要2躲進去,但來不及了!眼看門已經開到了三分之一,2索性直接一個翻身滾到床底,本以為安全時卻發現身旁竟然有不明物體,仔細一看,是10一臉尷尬的望著他,2此時會想說什麼?
Lambo:"gawd Hibari, you're SUCH a whore"*dies*
33→請想像紅樓夢中的情節,而4是賈寶玉,7是林黛玉,12是薛寶釵,大喜之日當天4止不住狂喜,顫抖的掀起新娘的頭蓋時發現竟然不是7,大驚之餘在地上一邊滾三圈一邊大喊”這不是7~”後衝了出去。12會想什麼?
Crap I can't play this, never read Hong Lou Meng; lazy to think
34→上課時8一臉猥褻的吃著香蕉,5老師一臉怒意的拿課本用力的往8後腦巴下去,結果香蕉汁和果肉碎全噴到前面的11身上,11轉過頭來冷冷的說”給我舔乾淨”......請寫出你的感想。
Once again my brain cracks. I CAN imagine Dino smacking Beru on the head but BUT, Reborn asking Beru to lick him clean?!Oh shieeeeetXDDD NO BERU, you're supposed to be with Marmon!!
35→夏天,一群好友相邀去海邊渡假,1戴著墨鏡慵懶的勾手叫3過來替他擦防曬油,4和6開心的穿著可愛的泳衣在海邊戲水,7則是在10和11的注視下誓死打到西瓜,一切看起來都如此和平寧靜;而在更衣間的另一邊,2在9的慫恿下穿上了鯊魚裝,在8和12的掩護下偷偷潛水至4和6的身邊,4和6頓時嚇的花容失色,沒命的奔向海灘,不小心一腳踢飛了西瓜,西瓜爆裂的汁液碎片全灑到正在你儂我儂的1和3身上,最後7在感應不到西瓜又10和11來不及阻止的情況下一棒打在正在挖貝殼的5頭上。請定題目。
Hibari+Marmon; then Tsuna and Colonello playing water; Yamamoto beating watermelons with Goku and Reborn watching him; up til here, everything's fine. But, Mukuro making Lambo put on a shark suit and along with the two other accomplices Beru and Chrome, scares Tsuna and Colonello LOLOL. They ran for their lives, kicked the watermelon away and all over Hibari and Marmon, and Yamamoto hits Dino by mistake!
Okay, 'Life Is Wonderful After A Dayout At The Beach'
36→有沒有想過幫8和11出同人?內容會是?
..NOPE. WOULD NEVER EVEN.
37→7是美少女戰士,9則是聖鬥士星矢,兩人對決誰會贏?
HAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!*dead* SAILORMOON YAMA VS SAINT SEIYA MUKURO?! I WIN DAMNIT. I MADE THIS POSSIBLE LOL. No matter what, Mukuro might lose for refusing to wear that helmet-thingy since it'd cover his pineapple headXD
akenosama, I DEMAND you to play this and post your answers up! I wanna read and laugh!XD From the source I got, the fella played til she 翻桌子!
YAY. Torrent for episode 27's out~!!! Sendspace just hates me so hurray for torrent link=D