xx2 totally not going to dissect some eggs, nope | text

[prideofwisdom]

It's a little early for everyone to be getting prepared for Easter with all those eggs, isn't it?

But in all seriousness, if anyone has any extra eggs lying around that they can't get rid of, I'd love to take a closer look at a few of them. My curiosity about how these things are born is almost too much at this point.

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{Video}

[used_glare]

I, too, was vaguely confused as to why a metre-tall Lunatone hatched out of an egg less than ten inches tall...

But I do think to say that the rules of biology are completely different to our biological norms.

{Video}

[prideofwisdom]

[Stein frowns, obviously trying to comprehend how that's even possible at all.] Must have been cramped in there.

You think? I'm giving myself a headache just trying to figure this all out. I think if I actually manage to crack the mystery, I'd just end up exploding!

{Video}

[used_glare]

I'm beginning to believe that eggs are actually a locus point for a pocket dimension - hence the huge variety of Pokemon that hatch out of them.

I've made notes, but I gave up on interpreting them, well, months ago. I actually gave myself a nosebleed from thinking about it so hard.

{Video}

[prideofwisdom]

That's some very seriously thinking you must have been doing, miss.

Did your notes touch on the fact that those balls we store them in have a very similar effect as the eggs? I'd love to know what the inside of them looked like, but maybe not if I can end up getting sucked into a pocket dimension. Getting sucked into this dimension is weird enough.

{Video} ...this is going better than I had hoped

[used_glare]

Thank you. I believe that everything have a vaguely rational explanation, and so... well. {She shrugs; a kind of 'what can you do' movement}

Mm, they did. I spent a while in Azalea, and it turns out that Pokeballs were not always completely technological, but were originally odd nuts called Apricorns that had an odd effect on Pokemon.

And you are right about this dimension. I have returned home, and found not a moment had passed since I had entered Johto four months previously. I spend several months back home, and then return here, to find a week has passed.
..Really, I have almost given up on understanding this place. It is too confusing, sometimes.

{Video} yeah Stein's not being an asshole or anything, I'm pretty shocked myself!

[prideofwisdom]

They used to be nuts? That's... Slightly hilarious. [Stein snrks because he is the most mature]

So we really are in some sort of odd temporal funhouse, then. I'm impressed by whoever managed to set all this up.

{Video} but we all know it's because of the ~SCIENCE~~

[used_glare]

{With a completely straight face:} They are called "balls" for a reason.

Indeed. I am familiar with how to lock off a dimension so it is comepletely seperate from the parent, but not one as large and as... complex as this.