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[Various blogs/text] American Beauty

Jun 06, 2011 01:47

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[Text to John] danskannabis June 6 2011, 05:50:13 UTC

HI.

I AM CURRENTLY PAINTING A RATHER LARGE DANISH FLAG ON THE WATER TOWER.

HOW CAN I BE OF ASSISTANCE, POPE BRO?

[Text to John] pride_of_kiwi June 6 2011, 05:56:22 UTC

I NEED YOUR STAMINA, BRU. NO ONE ELSE IN THIS CITY HAS BALLS LIKE YOU.

ARE YOU IN, TINY DANISH ONE?

[Text to John] danskannabis June 6 2011, 06:01:18 UTC

ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod

I AM IN.

[Text to John] pride_of_kiwi June 6 2011, 06:04:32 UTC

YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE BEING CO-HOST TO LIBERTY'S FINEST VARIETY HOUR?

[Text to John] danskannabis June 6 2011, 06:05:57 UTC

GOD. YES. YES I DO THINK I CAN OH GOD VALDI WILL BE SO PROUD.

CAN I WEAR SHUTTER SHADES?

And I just now realized John's apparently been texting himself. [Text to *Danish man*] pride_of_kiwi June 6 2011, 06:09:21 UTC

AS THE AMERICANS SAY: DOES A BEAR SHIT IN THE WOODS? COURSE YOU CAN WEAR THE SHADES. YOU CAN WEAR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT AND THEN SOME.

BUT WEAR WHITE NEXT WEEKEND BECAUSE WE'RE KICKIN' OFF THIS PROGRAME WITH THAT WET T-SHIRT BAKE SAKE~

[Text to John] danskannabis June 6 2011, 06:12:30 UTC

I love you.

You know that, right?

I will make for you beautiful cookies.

Beautiful cookies.

[Text to *Danish Man*] pride_of_kiwi June 6 2011, 06:33:22 UTC

And I you.

Like Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan. DiCaprio and Winslett.

Biscuits and milk.

YOU DO THE BAKIN', I'LL DO THE ADVERTISEMENTS.

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