Single and Concerned

[pride_of_kiwi]

Seems like my Manathalon's going to have to be rescheduled due to weather. Apologies in advance for that, eh? Here's hoping things will turn around.

As it is-!

Liberty! Where's a single bloke to go for a fine mixer? M'looking to make some connections around here- Clubs, maybe? I'm looking for suggestions, so feel free to yack m'ears off.

And Dewi-!

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GODDAMN YOUR ICONS

[veni_vidi_duplo]

Manathalon? What is that? Sounds... manly.

YOU MEAN THESE?

[pride_of_kiwi]

It is manly! But not enough to be changing the weather it seems.

Can't divulge too much,though, mate. Industry secret. Classified information-

But sign ups will begin soon. Think you might be man enough for the Manathalon?

DAMN YOU KUROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[veni_vidi_duplo]

... but if I don't know what it is how do I know if--

You know what, yeah, I am man enough for this. How do I sign up?

THIS IS DEEEEEEENMAAAAAAARK~!

[pride_of_kiwi]

Good on ya! That's the spirit!

Just be emailing your name and phone number to my account, eh? That'll be so I can let you know should something else come up- such as the event itself.

Course, it'll be difficult if it's just the two of us. I'll need to find a better means of advertisement...

John Paul, by the way, mate! Pleasure to be

/TOUCHES

[veni_vidi_duplo]

Don't you have a Facebook or something? Fliers are kind of 90s, you know.

I'm Nikolej... Well, Nikolej Knudsen, since we're giving out both names here.

TEE HEE, OH MAI~

[pride_of_kiwi]

Ch, Facebook... you know, I haven't used mine in a while. Forgot it was there... But, now that you mention it, that'd probably be a lot easier wouldn't it? Ha! Ta for the suggestion, eh mate? That any good for... meeting single folk as well?

If we're both giving names here, it'll be John Paul Key actually. But Knudsen? That Danish? Had a Dane for a lead once- bloke was a real piece of work, he was~

GAY

[veni_vidi_duplo]

Um, I wouldn't really know. I don't have any problem meeting people.

Whoa, you have two first names? Kind of cool. And, yeah, I'm Danish... He was a good piece of work, I hope?

WHY YES, ACTUALLY I- WAIT A MINUTE, DAMMIT YOU BLEW MY COVER

[pride_of_kiwi]

Haha~! Well! Then you've got a god-sent talent there. Choice.

'Cool' eh? Kind of you to say, Nik Or do you prefer 'Nikolej'? There's three of 'em, actually. But that's neither here nor there.

The Danish bloke? Sure was. One of the best- thing is though, he didn't get along with the animal handler too well. Lad's fine, but I doubt he'll be starring with any sheep any time soon.

You know-

I think I like you! Real hard case you are~ 'funny guy', if you're wondering. Feel free to stop on by if you're ever hard pressed for entertainment. Course, with your energy and enthusiasm, I suspect you don't generally have that problem~

HAHAHA, JOHN NEEDS A 'BEARD' STAT!

[veni_vidi_duplo]

How does a man even end up with three first names? Do you have a middle name too or did your parents run out of ideas?

Hey, that's pretty awesome. I think I like you too, even if you... talk... sort of strangely. Is there a dictionary for that kind of English?

A GENTLEMAN NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT HIS BEARD

[pride_of_kiwi]

Well, two names really, think of the John Paul like a 'John-Paul'.

Middle name?
....That's classified information, that is~ But I can assure you, Mum's a creative woman.

Talk strangely? Hahah, well, that's not the first time I've heard tell of an odd yakker. I'll try to keep the kiwispeak to a minimum, eh? I believe there are online sites that offer such services.

What is it that you do, mate? If you don't mind my proddin'.

USE THE SEXY ICON AGAIN

[veni_vidi_duplo]

Like John Paul II?

Cool. I once tried to learn Quechua. Didn't work out.

Oh, I write, actually. You know, things... Fiction, mostly.

YOU MEAN THIS ONE?

[pride_of_kiwi]

Sure. We'll go with that.

Quechua? Interesting... what manner of people speak that language?

Really now?! How wonderful- seems Liberty's full of creative, prose minded individuals.

You've anything published, mate? I'd love to take a look~

/TOUCHES

[veni_vidi_duplo]

Problem with Catholics?

Uh... actually! It was the official language of the Inca Empire.

Ah, no, sadly. Just some stuff in the works. All my old crap isn't worth looking at.