[Blog] And Then Some.

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The entertainment bizzo lost two great men this weekend. Leslie Nielson of Naked Gun fame and Irvin Kershner, director behind 'The Empire Strikes Back'. They will be missed... Rest ye well ye merry gents.

On a bit of a lighter note- The storage room's all cleaned out and ready for use. Think I might have a nice lay down on the couch now. Or maybe

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[pride_of_kiwi]

IORANGI JOHN PAUL TENNYSON KEY.

EXPLAIN TO ME WHY A DOCTOR ORWELL CONTINUES LEAVING MESSAGES ON MY PHONE TELLING ME MY SON HAS STOPPED ATTENDING THERAPY I AM STILL RECEIVING BILLS FOR. AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, WHAT IS THIS RUBBISH ABOUT 'HE'D BEST AVOID HEELS FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE'?

I KNOW I TAUGHT YOU BETTER THAN TO IGNORE Y'MUM WHEN SHE TRIES CALLIN' YOU. MAKE A WOMAN DESPERATE ENOUGH TO HARASS HER SON ON A SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE? FOR SHAME IORANGI. KUA ORA AU.

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Oi now, I uh, have a perfectly good reason for everything. You know the job's been makin' me stuffed, mum. Just tryin' to make y'proud.

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AND YOU'LL BE DOING THAT IN A FROCK AND WOMEN'S SHOES EH?

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Y'know y'got the Caps Lock on, right?

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STREWTH, YOU CAN BE JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER YOU INSUFFERABLE GIT. I'M WELL AWARE OF WHAT AND HOW I'M TYPING, AS I AM MORE THAN AWARE YOU'VE BEEN ABUSING YOUR FAMILIAL PRIVILEGES AND SQUANDERING YOUR NAME. YOU CAN TELL THE WORLD YOU ENJOY STROLLING ABOUT LIKE A TART BUT YOU CAN'T TELL YOUR OWN MOTHER?

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Because y'woulda been a box fulla budgies if I had, yeah?

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OH SHUT YOUR MOUTH, BOY. I MIGHT'VE BEEN A BIT UPSET BUT IT'S NOTHING COMPARED TO HOW DISAPPOINTED I AM THAT YOU STILL FEEL YOU CAN'T TRUST ME. WHEN WERE YOU PLANNING ON CALLING? ARE YOU TURNING INTO A DELINQUENT AGAIN? SHOULD I BE EXPECTING A LETTER IN THE POST SOON TELLING ME MY SON'S GONE AND GOT HIMSELF SUCKIN' THE KURUMA?

[Screened to Mahuika_Key]

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Holy hell, mum, just calm down. And screen it, aye? Let's be civil about this. The only one y'need t'be screaming at is me.

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'SCREAMING AT'? THAT'S HOW YOU SPEAK TO THE WOMAN WHO GAVE A GOOD TWO DECADES OF HER LIFE KEEPING YOUR SCRAWNY ARSE OUT OF TROUBLE? RAISED YOU? GAVE YOU THE MEANS TO AN EDUCATION AND WHATEVER WONKY LIFE IT IS Y'WANTED OUT THERE EVEN IF STAYIN' ON THE ISLAND WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER FOR YOU? I THOUGHT YOU STOPPED BEING A STIRRER WHEN YOU CAME TO LIBETY FOR WORK.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOURSELF, IORANGI? ACTING THE FOOL AND LETTING YOUR BODY ROT AWAY? YOUR MATES MUST BE WORRIED SICK.

[Screened to Mahuika_Key]

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They've got their own lives to mull over, let alone mine. I'm a grown man, Mahuika, I don't need the cods wollop about all that 'devotion'. Y'remember y'tried t'get rid of me first chance y'got with that boarding school over in England, aye? Saved up some money and shipped me out because letting me get lost on the reserves wasn't puttin' me far away enough from your mind.

Dad was a bastard, a real fuckin' wanker. But didja hate y'hate your kid that much because I've got a bit of his blood in me?

[Screened to pride_of_kiwi]

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AND WHERE IS YOUR CIVILITY NOW, HYPOCRITE? HOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU MAKE SUCH HORRIBLE ACCUSATIONS ABOUT THE ONE WHO BIRTHED YOU. I DID WHAT I DID FOR YOUR BENEFIT. YOU MAY HAVE SOME OF THE KIRKLAND DEVIL IN THOSE VEINS BUT I WON'T BE LOVING YOU ANY LESS.

Stop being so bloody stubborn and call your therapist. I don't give a damn about the frocks and what you do in them, I just want my son to be home n' housed.

And maybe pick up his fucking phone when his mother wants to talk to him.