adam's axis of evil
Good evening, ladies and gents. Day 2 of band ended a few hours ago. The music is annoying as shit. But hey, maybe it's just me.
Have you ever heard george w bush talk about that axis of evil? you know, like all those middle eastern countries that he hates and north korea, etc? well, I decided to make my own. Here are the items of which it is comprised:
-AIM
-My computer, for fucking up AIM
-AIM express
-Band officers who bitch at me all the time
-99.9% of girls
-The Wizard of Oz
-Raisins
-Krystal Burgers
-Band
And to the above stated officers who bitch at me all the time: Fuck off.
Yeah, you're right. Gio and I are the only ones defying the rules out there. And doing things like letting my arms hang down when I'm supposed to be at attention and kneeling a couple feet away from my the saxes during sectionals are definitely things that are going to cause me to march in completely the wrong direction on the field. Right?
No, fuck that. Wrong.
I go out there and march my ass off when there are some cats half-assing their way through the show. No one says anything like "good job, adam, you found your spot quickly and went to parade rest while all those other cockbags were fumbling with their drill charts." I know I'm not the only one doing it right, but I'm not the only one doing it wrong, either. It's like they don't care how well you march as long as you shut the fuck up when you get there.
I'm not gonna go out on a limb like everyone else and say I'm gonna quit, because I'm not going to. Has anyone noticed that the only one man enough to quit over the summer was ruben? well, besides megan martin, but I'm pretty sure no one here is gonna question her manliness. And mike jordan doesn't count, he quit like way before the end of the year.
Damnit, now I'm one of those assholes whose journals you can't read unless you're in band. Oh well, fuck you.
I'm probably just pissed off about the fact that my AIM is broken. Let me rephrase that; I AM just pissed off about the fact that my AIM is broken. Fuck AIM. Fuck this slow computer. And...fuck everything else on my axis of evil. I was going to say something else...but I forget what it was. Fuck it. I'm "out"...which means I'm gonna be sitting here watching TV in front of the computer until I get real tired and roll into bed. Speaking of bed, why the fuck should I have to change my bedsheets once a week when I take a shower every morning anyway?
This enry is too long.
Have you ever heard george w bush talk about that axis of evil? you know, like all those middle eastern countries that he hates and north korea, etc? well, I decided to make my own. Here are the items of which it is comprised:
-AIM
-My computer, for fucking up AIM
-AIM express
-Band officers who bitch at me all the time
-99.9% of girls
-The Wizard of Oz
-Raisins
-Krystal Burgers
-Band
And to the above stated officers who bitch at me all the time: Fuck off.
Yeah, you're right. Gio and I are the only ones defying the rules out there. And doing things like letting my arms hang down when I'm supposed to be at attention and kneeling a couple feet away from my the saxes during sectionals are definitely things that are going to cause me to march in completely the wrong direction on the field. Right?
No, fuck that. Wrong.
I go out there and march my ass off when there are some cats half-assing their way through the show. No one says anything like "good job, adam, you found your spot quickly and went to parade rest while all those other cockbags were fumbling with their drill charts." I know I'm not the only one doing it right, but I'm not the only one doing it wrong, either. It's like they don't care how well you march as long as you shut the fuck up when you get there.
I'm not gonna go out on a limb like everyone else and say I'm gonna quit, because I'm not going to. Has anyone noticed that the only one man enough to quit over the summer was ruben? well, besides megan martin, but I'm pretty sure no one here is gonna question her manliness. And mike jordan doesn't count, he quit like way before the end of the year.
Damnit, now I'm one of those assholes whose journals you can't read unless you're in band. Oh well, fuck you.
I'm probably just pissed off about the fact that my AIM is broken. Let me rephrase that; I AM just pissed off about the fact that my AIM is broken. Fuck AIM. Fuck this slow computer. And...fuck everything else on my axis of evil. I was going to say something else...but I forget what it was. Fuck it. I'm "out"...which means I'm gonna be sitting here watching TV in front of the computer until I get real tired and roll into bed. Speaking of bed, why the fuck should I have to change my bedsheets once a week when I take a shower every morning anyway?
This enry is too long.