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Aug 02, 2005 13:41

man my AIM is all jammed up. I haven't been able to sign in all day.

this is bullshit!

I'm in here all the time now...and, well, here I am bitching about my AIM so I may as well talk some more shit about everything I hate.

I think you've all read this, it's been in my profile for months on my "Why I'm So Pissed Off" page...I just figured I'd take it out and permanently showcase it in here.

"You know what pisses me off? That internet lingo shit. I mean I can take 'brb' and 'ttyl,' you know, when you're in a hurry, but like using b instead of be and 4 instead of for (etc.) is just lazy and ridiculous. In fact I find it quite insulting if someone IMing me doesn't even have enough respect for me to take the time to reach for one or two extra keys to make the sentence understandable. And what's worse, some girls (AND EVEN SOMETIMES GUYS...) do that alternate caps-lowercase thing. Well, whoever started that appaling trend is mentally sick and should be tied to a railroad track at the busiest part of a work day. I mean give me a serious break. Does it really look that cool to TyPe LiKe ThIs? FoR oNe, It TaKeS lIkE sEvEn TiMeS lOnGeR. Man, look how outrageously cool I am. I can make my sentence 128% harder to read by using a slow-moving, yet extremely satisfying, sentence-enhancing procedure. So that's why I'm pissed off, fuck the world."

Well, there you have it. I'd write some new shit but I'm too lazy.

edit: here I am again...my AIM is still broken and that means there's nothing to do but watch tv...I can't sleep. Don't know why.

awww FUCK. band tomorrow. we have that for like 4 days straight...then sunday free...then fucking school. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!! FUUUUCKKK!!! FUCK!!!

¡¡¡¡FUCK!!!!
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