about damn time you got here what took you so long
In all honesty, you had no idea if he or any of the rest of your CREW were ever going to arrive here (fuck, you didn't even know if they were alive or not!), but you aren't going to act like you were worried or anything stupid like that.
Worrying is for LOSERS and you are most certainly not a LOSER. You are a WINNER. Even if you're missing an eye and an arm and okay you're going to stop now before you dig your argument any farther into the ground. You are thankful that DIAMONDS DROOG cannot read your FIRST PERSON THOUGHTS.
If you were the type to worry about this sort of thing, you'd be glad that the text feature of your new COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE doesn't reveal any sort of relief that SLICK is also here.
But you're not the type. You're monotone all on your own.
[text] Like craaaaaaaap, but they put off my surgery so what can you do? and yaaaaaay email!terrierfancyApril 12 2011, 14:03:07 UTC
then where are you wait people can read this that arent crew let me get my cards
> You decide that using your 10-4 CARDS when talking to DIAMONDS would be in your best interest. Then no one can listen in unless they're around your general area, and unless GOKUDERA HAYATO didn't learn anything from the brutal beating you gave him you're pretty sure you're alone in your room. You pull out your RADIO from your DECK OF CARDS.
[10-4 PRIVATE, unhackable cause you don't have a radio] sob i want a jiggling Spades icon. oh well. terrierfancyApril 13 2011, 13:15:47 UTC
top floor got it ill be up there in a tick
> You aren't even going to correct yourself with that. You aren't even going to get into clock jokes at the moment---you can't handle the thought of dealing with those green motherfuckers right now. Not that you couldn't HANDLE them, you're just seriously not in the mood to deal with those jolly green jelly beans.
yeah cans clocked you into fuck knows where im from after that i guess youll see in a minute
You are not going to admit that you might have missed the thought of your CREW being around. That would just go to all of their fucking heads---well, probably not CLUBS DEUCE's but that's because he would forget a few seconds after you said anything. You can't believe how shitty his memory is.
[AAAAAAACTION] MY HERO <3 Oh my Droogie. so prepared.terrierfancyApril 13 2011, 16:59:19 UTC
You aren't really sure what to do once you reach the stairs. Yes, you know that DIAMONDS will understand that you simply HAD to hold that bitch's CIGARETTE HOLDER hostage, but you aren't sure how he will react to your sudden lack of arm.
At least he is already braced for your lack of EYE. Oh, well. No use dwelling on the thought, you guess. You just head up the stairs and then whistle sharply for your SCURRLIOUS SCOFFLAW. At least you still have fingers to put in your mouth to do that. You're sure it will attract his attention, if not only for him to remind you of his ULTRA-VIOLENCE CUESTICK for being obnoxious.
[action] Always, boss. <3 (The account name is slickcriminal, if want. Default userpic.)pricesandvaulesApril 13 2011, 22:22:58 UTC
You look up sharply, snapping something about how you're not a dog, Slick-- And then you notice the empty sleeve. And you remember Snowman's remarks over the radio.
what took you so long
In all honesty, you had no idea if he or any of the rest of your CREW were ever going to arrive here (fuck, you didn't even know if they were alive or not!), but you aren't going to act like you were worried or anything stupid like that.
Worrying is for LOSERS and you are most certainly not a LOSER. You are a WINNER. Even if you're missing an eye and an arm and okay you're going to stop now before you dig your argument any farther into the ground. You are thankful that DIAMONDS DROOG cannot read your FIRST PERSON THOUGHTS.
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If you were the type to worry about this sort of thing, you'd be glad that the text feature of your new COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE doesn't reveal any sort of relief that SLICK is also here.
But you're not the type. You're monotone all on your own.
You didn't answer the 10-4.
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when did you get here
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wait
people can read this that arent crew let me get my cards
> You decide that using your 10-4 CARDS when talking to DIAMONDS would be in your best interest. Then no one can listen in unless they're around your general area, and unless GOKUDERA HAYATO didn't learn anything from the brutal beating you gave him you're pretty sure you're alone in your room. You pull out your RADIO from your DECK OF CARDS.
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where are you
and where are you from
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ill be up there in a tick
> You aren't even going to correct yourself with that. You aren't even going to get into clock jokes at the moment---you can't handle the thought of dealing with those green motherfuckers right now. Not that you couldn't HANDLE them, you're just seriously not in the mood to deal with those jolly green jelly beans.
yeah cans clocked you into fuck knows where
im from after that
i guess youll see in a minute
You are not going to admit that you might have missed the thought of your CREW being around. That would just go to all of their fucking heads---well, probably not CLUBS DEUCE's but that's because he would forget a few seconds after you said anything. You can't believe how shitty his memory is.
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Sure thing boss.
You head out into the hallway to wait, resisting the urge to light another cigarette.
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At least he is already braced for your lack of EYE. Oh, well. No use dwelling on the thought, you guess. You just head up the stairs and then whistle sharply for your SCURRLIOUS SCOFFLAW. At least you still have fingers to put in your mouth to do that. You're sure it will attract his attention, if not only for him to remind you of his ULTRA-VIOLENCE CUESTICK for being obnoxious.
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And then you notice the empty sleeve. And you remember Snowman's remarks over the radio.
Is that what the bitch was so smug about?
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You can't help but be silent for a moment at that.
Slowly processing this.
wait you were just punched forward in time by cans right
how have you seen that bitch
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where the hell is she
You're so pissed you might just eat your hat.
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