[4] Action/Video: D is for Domestic

[pricesandvaules]

Anyone wandering the orchard today might bump into a certain tall, dark mobster-alien, incongruously equipped with a wicker basket over one arm.
Droog is still nursing injuries from the last event--there are all manner of cracks and cuts and odd, heat-warped places on his carapace hidden beneath clothes and tidily wrapped bandaging, and we're not

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kitchen <3

[hamburellakind]

[John wanders in, hungry for something though at this point he is not sure what.

And then he spots the apple and he is quite sure he wants an apple. Well, maybe not the one this guy is eating.]

Hey, uh, you got any more of those?

*salutes*

[pricesandvaules]

I do.

Quite a few! That doesn't mean he's ready to offer them.

[hamburellakind]

Can I have one?

[pricesandvaules]

Can you make it worth my while?

[hamburellakind]

Uhh...

[WHOOSH, right over his head.]

What do you mean?

I'm sorry John, he's mean.

[pricesandvaules]

I picked these. It took some time. I don't see why I should share.

crey :c

[hamburellakind]

Oh! Um, I could help you cut the rest up if you were, uh, gonna do something with them. Like...a pie.

[He's helped his dad make backed goods. Begrudgingly. So he knows how.]

[pricesandvaules]

I don't bake. There's more out in the orchard, if it's that important to you. Or in the closets, if you're lazy.

But he's hand-picked the best fruit. Just sayin'.

[hamburellakind]

Oh. Okay

[Totally unintentional puppyface going on now. :c]

[pricesandvaules]

Wow that's a pretty sad face.
Pretty derpy, too.
And the thing about Diamonds Droog is, he has a small, Deuce-shaped weakness for derp.

Look, kid. Say I share with you now, and you owe me a favor later. Not a big one. An apple's worth. Sound fair?

[hamburellakind]

Really?

[SO MUCH DERP :DDD]

[pricesandvaules]

Yeah. Do we have a deal?

[hamburellakind]

Sure!

[He comes over and sits down.]

So, uh, are you from Derse?

[pricesandvaules]

He nods.

That makes you another player.

And explains some of the bewildering friendliness. He sets an apple in front of John, hoping it will occupy him.

[hamburellakind]

Yep!

[John takes a bite and is immediately sure that his deal with this gangster was the best decision he's ever made.]

So, uh, do you know this guy...uh. He was wearing my bedsheets and he likes cars and loud noises, I think.

[pricesandvaules]

That sounds utterly ridiculous.

I don't know anyone from your session.