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[priceonyourhead]

[OOC: Link is an actual picture pasted into the journal, I just don't want to take up space in the flist]

I....can't believe I'm saying this but- I think people need to stop sending me hats. When I was younger I didn't have the money to collect anything else but hats and I learned really quickly that if you play the Hollywood circle and you happen

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[may_haigha]

Hat.

Kilroy.

Hat.

WHY DON'T I GET SENT STUFF ANYMORE?

[priceonyourhead]

Do you like said hat?

You have to have a thing for them to send you stuff. My thing is hats.

[may_haigha]

I do. I really, really do. I'm still enthralled with the headdress, as you know, but... yeah.

WE NEED TO COME UP WITH A THING FOR ME! WHAT SHOULD I GET SENT?

[priceonyourhead]

Are you planning on giving that back any time soon? I don't mind, honestly, but that means I'm moving my Chaplin bowler hat into the security case.

Bunnies???

[may_haigha]

Well, I'd drop it off tonight, but you're busy. I'll get it to you when I can.

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU? I HAVE A LOADED TEDDY BEAR GUN WITH YOUR NAME ON IT.

[priceonyourhead]

No, keep it. At least until I need it for a meeting or something.

BUT I THOUGHT YOU LIKED BUNNIES.

[may_haigha]

WHAT? BUT TH I'll take good care of it. The best.

I'LL SHOW YOU JUST HOW MUCH I LIKE BUNNIES. GET OVER HERE!

[priceonyourhead]

Good.

Come over here. See what I'm doing? That's right. Locking the door to my office.

[may_haigha]

Okay. Wait a second.

[....]

DO YOU HEAR THAT?

THAT WOULD BE THE SOUND OF AN ELECTRONIC LOCKPICK!

[priceonyourhead]

FUCK YOU GET AWAY FROM MY DOOR!

[may_haigha]

SAY I DON'T LIKE BUNNIES!

[priceonyourhead]

BUT YOU ARE A BUNNY. YOU'RE MY BUNNY.

[may_haigha]

HARE! I'M YOUR HARE!

THAT IS IT.

[....]

I HAVE THE SCREWDRIVER. SAY IT, OR ANDRETTI WILL NEVER RACE AGAIN!

[priceonyourhead]

No, no. My hair is right here. With me. On me actually...

May that's a screw. Driving a car.

[may_haigha]

YOU CAN ACT LIKE YOU CAN'T HEAR ME ALL YOU WANT, BUT YOU'RE READING THIS!

I like your hair.

AND HE'LL GET IT RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES IF YOU DON'T OPEN UP! I'M NOT OPPOSED TO USING HOSTAGES!

[priceonyourhead]

NO AMOUNT OF WILD GESTURES WILL MAKE ME HEAR YOU BETTER.

Really?

God damn it. I lost my screw ball sign. That would have been hilarious.

...

I MEAN. SO WHAT SEE IF I CARE.