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[priceonyourhead]

I SUPPORT MUPPET SCIENCE

With cupcakes! IT'S A BAKE SALE BITCHESSSS.

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[may_haigha]

MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP!

I AM IN DIRE NEED OF SPRINKLES, HATTA LOVE!

[priceonyourhead]

TELL BEAKER TO COOL HIS JETS. I'M ALMOST DONE WITH THE SIGN.

BUT HARE HONEY I JUST GAVE YOU TWO WHOLE FULL THINGS!!!

[may_haigha]

HE IS MEEPING SOMETHING ABOUT GLITTER AND THE FLAMABILITY FACTOR, AND WANTS TO BE REASSURED THAT WHILE IT IS A BAKE SALE, THERE WILL BE NO OPEN FLAMES THERE!

... I thought those were for breakfast.

[priceonyourhead]

WHAT DOES HE THINK I'M GOING TO DO? FRY UP SOME CUPCAKES FOR CUSTOMERS RIGHT THERE ON THE SPOT LIKE THOSE GUYS AT CHEVY'S? NO. NO. YOU DON'T EVEN FRY CUPCAKES.

oh my good god the baby is going to get color poisoning.

[may_haigha]

KILROY WE SHOULD HAVE FRIED CUPCAKES! IN PANCAKE BATTER! FROM THE BATTER BLASTERS! WITH HOT FUDGE ON THEM!

You said the same thing when I wore that shirt the other day.

[priceonyourhead]

DARLING DEAREST, LOVE OF MY LIFE AND SPARKLE IN MY EYE- FRIED FOOD IS NOT GOOD FOR THE BABY HERE HAVE A CARROT. MMMM CARRRROOOOTTTSS.

That shirt had so many colors on it I was afraid it would confuse the baby.

[may_haigha]

ARE YOU CALLING ME A RABBIT?!

[priceonyourhead]

no darling- no but of course not- you are clearly not a- i was just merely saying- even as a hatter i enjoy a carrot now and then.

[may_haigha]

Well, that's different entirely.

WE CAN MAKE CARROT CAKES. FRIED IN BATTER BLASTER. WITH A VEGGIE DIP FROSTING! AND CHEESE. AND TEA!

[priceonyourhead]

YES I BELIEVE THAT MIGHT BE BOTH DELICIOUS FOR YOU AND HEALTHY FOR THE CHILD. I WILL GET ON THAT ONCE I----

.............I'm putting Beaker on THE LEASH.

[may_haigha]

What did he do this time? IT IS NOT MY FAULT! I SPECIFICALLY DID NOT TEACH HIM HOW TO WRAP THINGS UP IN SARAN WRAP SO THAT IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S NOT THERE! NOT ME. MAYBE ANIMAL DID?

[priceonyourhead]

I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF MAKING THIS POSTER THAT IS NOT ONLY COLORFUL BUT ATTENTION GRABBING AND HE RAN RIGHT INTO ME AND NOW ALL THE PINK GLITTER IS ON MY FACE AND MY TAILORED SUIT. I'M GOING TO STUFF HIM IN THE TEAPOT.

[may_haigha]

WELL MAYBE HE THOUGHT THAT HE WAS RUNNING INTO A POOL OF PEPTO BISMOL?

THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT YOU LOOK AMAZING IN PINK GLITTER.

[priceonyourhead]

FOR YOUR INFORMATION PEPTO BISMOL PALES IN COMPARISON TO THIS SHADE OF PINK.

Liar liar plants for hire.

[may_haigha]

MAYBE ALL THAT HONEYDEW HAS DONE TO HIM HAS MADE HIS EYESIGHT GO WONKY?

:( I love you. :( I'm not lying.

[priceonyourhead]

Maybe we shouldn't support muppet science because it's ultimately means supporting muppet testing?

:) Best wife evvveerr.