The Hatter Notices What All The Buzz Is About

[priceonyourhead]

Can I just take this moment to say that if you are not Murdock (in which case you are invited to the wedding), feel free to go to the after party if the wedding starts to get a little boring. Or perhaps if it goes on a little longer than it should

Comments

[cptnplanet]

But weddings are the purest expression of the spiritual connection between two souls that have found each other in this chaotic world! Why wouldn't someone want to stay?

[priceonyourhead]

[cptnplanet]

No?

[priceonyourhead]

You're alright kid. You're alright.

If you show up you and your friends get VIP treatment. AKA better gift bags than everyone else.

[cptnplanet]

Really? Wow. Thanks! That's really nice of you.

[priceonyourhead]

I think you might have helped restore some of my faith in this thing. Least I could do.

[wearingshirts]

REALLY?

[priceonyourhead]

Well you were already in VIP.

[wearingshirts]

OMG YAY

[greatintights]

CORPORAL PRYCE.

[wearingshirts]

GENERAL [...] THEO.

[greatintights]

I FEAR WE MAY HAVE A SMALL HITCH.

[wearingshirts]

WHAT

erin/theodore

[greatintights]

WE HAVEN'T BEEN PRACTICING, WOMAN.

CLEARLY THIS SHAN'T AFFECT MY OWN, SUPERIOR PERFORMANCE; BUT THE REST OF YOU.

erin/theodore

[wearingshirts]

BUT I'M JUST THE DORMOUSE AND I TOTALLY KNOW MY LINES ALREADY

Theo. THEO. We need to get practicing STAT.

erin/theodore

[greatintights]

RELEASE THE BAT-PIGNAL.