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[priceonyourhead]

I'm working on exactly three hours of sleep, but I thought I'd let everyone know May and I are in the new Vanity Fair as a sort of wedding present from them.

Not that this is exactly the most romantic shot I've ever seen, but whatever. God damn it I wish this was enough to get me into the Oscars.

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[priceonyourhead]

Thank you very much. And, that's alright Jeremiah and I are working on a new movie anyway. Something small and independent. That's what the academy likes.

[priceonyourhead]

What's your next project looking like?

It's about these men who invented the jet pack because one of them watched a lot of James Bond.

Alice

[priceonyourhead]

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Do you mean Sebastian's project?

Alice

[priceonyourhead]

For fuck's sake, what did I tell you about him?

Alice

[priceonyourhead]

He's dangerou

Oh so now you know how great movies are made. You think you got it figured out, huh? Want to go explore the rest of the forest on your own? Fine. I'm fucking sick of taking care of the rest of you anyway. Do what you like Alic Allison.

Alice

[priceonyourhead]

I treat you like a child because THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE DARLING. You're a silly little girl and you're always going to BE a silly little girl.

YOU WEREN'T EVEN INVITED. YOU CAN'T JUST COME AND GO AS YOU PLEASE THAT'S RUDE. And you expected me to just CATER to you because you SHOWED UP?!

[...] OLD? OLD AND MEAN? WHO'S MAKING PERSONAL REMARKS NOW? HM? YOU CAN'T SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY! NO ONE SPEAKS TO THE HATTER THAT WAY.

Good riddance. Keep chasing that rabbit, why don't you?

ALICE

[priceonyourhead]

LITTLE SILLY GIRL GO EXPLORE THE FOREST. PRETEND YOU UNDERSTAND HOW WONDERLAND WORKS WHEN YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE~

IT'S MY PARTY I CAN DO WHAT I LIKE. AND SWEETHEART, HAVE YOU FORGOT? YOU ARE MAD! MAD MAD MAD MAD AS HELL. MAD AS A WET HEN. How could you forget what your beloved hide and seek kitty told you? I'M MAD. YOU'RE MAD. WE'RE ALL MAD HERE.

STOP IT. STOP IT. I'M NOT- I'M NOT THAT OLD YET. I STILL LOOK HANDSOME IN A SUIT GOD DAMN IT.

YOU DON'T MEAN THAT! DON'T TALK ABOUT TIME OR CUT OFF HEADS LIKE YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT! YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!

SILLY LITTLE ALICE

[priceonyourhead]

That's right Alice. That's absolutely right. We're all from your imagination. You're more crazy than me, or May or any of the other Wonderlanders because we all come from you. Did you crawl down that hole or into that mirror because you were curious or because the rest of the world wasn't as mad as you?

You can't leave because you NEED me and the rest of YOUR tales, my dear! How are you going to manage without us? You can't! ESPECIALLY NOT ME. I'M THE MADDEST OF THE MAD. I'M SCARY BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU IMAGINED ME TO BE.