Kilroy Has Responsiblities As Head Wonderlander

[priceonyourhead]

[Private to Harrison]

Hey, Harri do you have a sec?

[Private to Gabe]

Gabe, man, you know I don't like getting into people's personal life. But god fucking damn.

Comments

Harrison/Kilroy

[one_fry_short]

Right now? At this moment?

I feel sad.

Harrison/Kilroy

[priceonyourhead]

Do you want to fix that?

Harrison/Kilroy

[one_fry_short]

Yes

Well, it's not really my

How

Maybe. But I'm not sad because of me. I'm sad because of mean people and their meanness.

Harrison/Kilroy

[priceonyourhead]

I understand, but you don't live in a rabbit hole anymore. This is New York and you have to adjust to society like the rest of us.

Listen, as your friend and fellow Wonderland tale I think you should see Anne. When I started off as a tale I didn't get any help and it hurt me later.

Harrison/Kilroy

[one_fry_short]

I never lived in a rabbit hole, mate. I'm from the Looking Glass. And I know it's New York.

Anne? Why?

Harrison/Kilroy

[priceonyourhead]

Whatev

She's a therapist. Maybe you should go in for a trial session. No pressure. Just to talk to someone who will listen to you.

Harrison/Kilroy

[one_fry_short]

Talk about what?

Harrison/Kilroy

[priceonyourhead]

Just about you. How you feel. How you are doing. What you're thinking.

Harrison/Kilroy

[one_fry_short]

Oh, is that all?

I don't have very much money.

Harrison/Kilroy

[priceonyourhead]

I'll pay for it. May and I are dedicated to keeping you kids healthy and happy.

Harrison/Kilroy

[one_fry_short]

That pretty much means I don't have a choice, then, doesn't it?

Harrison/Kilroy

[priceonyourhead]

Nope. You're going to go and you're going to like it.

Harrison/Kilroy

[one_fry_short]

I hate you.

And, by that, I mean "fine".

Harrison/Kilroy

[priceonyourhead]

Good lad. Give her a call the next time you have a chance and set up a time.

Harrison/Kilroy

[one_fry_short]

Please stop calling me "lad".

Okay.