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[priceonyourhead]

Hey here's a question: When I say I want god damned Paul Jillian on the phone why is it so god damned hard to do? I fired three interns today. Three.

Alright. Get it together KB. Get it-

I know it's one of you mother fuckers. I know, because it's so god damned obvious. It's also god damned brilliant. Brilliant. Movie material brilliant. Catch my

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[superiffic]

!!!

Grace Kelly! As I think she is beautiful and graceful and elegant and I also wish I could marry royalty and we both share a fault-free complexion and slender waistline made for being caught by males when fainting!

[priceonyourhead]

Isn't she dead?

[superiffic]

This was not a stipulation! However, if I were to choose some alive it would be Gwenyth Paltrow, though only if she were to name her children correctly!

[priceonyourhead]

Yeah, the fuck kind of name is Apple?

[superiffic]

A fruity name!

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