[088] [voice/action/4th wall SMAAAASH]

May 16, 2010 22:12

[...why are all of my characters leaving the high school for this event.

WELL, HERE'S AN ED, leaving the high school with some notes in hand and stopping cold for a second when he sees the new people.]

This is--

[...] Shit. Again?!

((ooc: anything goes, with an added commentlog/action bonus! BUG HIM FOREVER ♥))

icon keywords so relevant., oh god oh god we're all gonna die, what is my life, fucking 4th wall, being loud makes him an easy target, tiny ball of righteous indignation, short people got no reason, 4th wall, commence the short jokes!, so short you might miss him

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ur_a_fishmonger May 17 2010, 03:22:14 UTC
Good sir, if I may but inquire as to
The nature of this strange, unseemly land,
I should be much obliged to hear the truth
Of this abhorred wasteland with two moons.
One lady fair upon me laid such lies
In having me believe a separate sphere,
But I, distrusting, would not take her word.

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priceoftruth May 17 2010, 03:28:51 UTC
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What the hell are you on about?

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ur_a_fishmonger May 17 2010, 03:51:12 UTC
I merely must inquire as to the truth
And nature of what is behind this so-called
World apart from mine. Perchance it is
A dream, perhaps a specter of a life
Unseen. Do tell me, sir, that I am not
Entirely of unsound mind in this.

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priceoftruth May 17 2010, 04:04:28 UTC
... Try speaking English.

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ur_a_fishmonger May 17 2010, 04:08:55 UTC
English?
For sooth, but I am Hamlet, Prince of Denmark,
And not, good sir, an Englishman at all.

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lmao i don't know who you are but you are amazing fhfg priceoftruth May 17 2010, 04:14:58 UTC
That's not what I meant!

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>DD thanks ~~ ur_a_fishmonger May 17 2010, 04:18:44 UTC
Then what, pray tell, and with directness more?

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priceoftruth May 17 2010, 04:27:04 UTC
I meant that--!

...The way you're talking is hard to understand.

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ur_a_fishmonger May 17 2010, 06:12:23 UTC
Mayhaps for common folk my regal tongue
Exceeds mere understanding in this world?

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priceoftruth May 17 2010, 15:02:44 UTC
Common folk?!

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ur_a_fishmonger May 18 2010, 04:00:04 UTC
And yet- Alas!
For common man of common sphere may yet
More honor have than that usurper foul!

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priceoftruth May 18 2010, 17:13:55 UTC
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[Oh god he's doing that thing again where he doesn't make any sense.] What the hell are you talking about?

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ur_a_fishmonger May 19 2010, 21:57:35 UTC
The vile lecher with my mother lays
And taints my sire's honor with his ways,
His murder and his now usurpéd throne!
For these his foul and dreadful wretched deeds
The snake deserves to die!

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priceoftruth May 23 2010, 15:48:47 UTC
[...Let's try translating. Have a pause.]

Someone...killed someone. And needs to die for it?

[Ow, this speech hurts my head.]

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